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Man-on-Car Marriage
Carson | 28 | Gay | Male (he/him/his pronouns)
Welcome to a new, thrilling garbage fire. I make art and post about cars, theme parks, and games.
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WATCH TONARI NO YOKAI-SAN!!! WE GOT GAY CARS!!!
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you just hate the cis because of the things that they did
I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku
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me: *is in pain, is exhausted from long night at work, and the melatonin is starting to kick in*
my brain: hey gay boy, let me rapid fire like 20 new Clockboy headcanons at you NOW
#well that + the general urge to just ramble about him#his... “biology” is on the mind rn cuz of that silly doodle lol#<- putting that in quotes makes it seem. awkward. i promise im not being weird. he is just non-organic!#so i like to occasionally think abt how exactly he works n all that
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driving is so freaking fun guys dont you just love being in a big metal thing that can completely crush you if someone feels like doing stupid things on the road
#sorry the last second of this took me OUTTTTT#really.. any rich person car does this but BMWs are the worst. followed by Teslas and Mercedes
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Clockboy, but he has period cramps
#i had my twitter followers pick one of my boys in a poll#but they didnt know What it was for#so they voted to give my husband period cramps... smh#he doesnt have organs tho so he's fine. he is just pretending to make me feel better#or something idk lmao. i am in so much pain.
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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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okay I'm actually thinking of Clockboy's handwriting now and I have some ideas I will play around with when I have the time
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*microwaves three different items and combines them into one dish* I feel like Remy Ratatouille over here
#i got one of those things that lets u microwave pasta#so i combined some spiral pasta + a microwave cheddar broccoli bake + some chicken nuggets#for a depressed man's version of the chicken pesto mac i would get at old chicago lol#didnt taste too bad... just need to get more pasta sauce next time#'carson why dont u just boil water on the stove' because i hate dishes so much im sorry :-(
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hk anon here
bad news my amigo. I lost my old passport and the new one might not arrive on time. I'll still try but I'm sorry
OH NO!!! I'm more sad that you may not be able to take your trip at all more than anything 🥺 I hope it all works out for you, the silly picture is nothing to worry about, it's the thought that counts n all that!
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controversial but if you are going to give that man a happy trail, might as well give him some chest hair. some armpit hair. arm hair. leg hair
#me @ my own genetics because i am hairy everywhere except my chest#i could stand to be hairier in general but... alas
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