i am a simple swamp hag, trying to become one with the mud
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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me: why did i not cry about my own trauma until i saw it replicated on a tv show
the tiny simone de beauvoir who lives in my left ear: the fictional woman is a vehicle for the ineffable traumas of your feminine self.
me: thank you madame de beauvoir
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Woman Can’t Wait To Get Home And Take Off Uncomfortable Persona
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me: *puts effort into my appearance before i go out anywhere* *checks myself out in any reflective surface i encounter* *observes myself in the mirror from the perspective of a stranger*
the unavoidable presence of margaret atwood that resides permanently in my consciousness:

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*walks past a group of men* wow the ground is so interesting the floor is facisnating…love dirt and also concrete…sidewalks amaze me
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If you had several million dollars to spend on building a castle, what would your castle look like?
$50,000 would go towards making it look like this:
The rest of the millions would go towards making the legs robotic so I can walk my horrifying new house everywhere while also evading property tax.
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In the Artist’s Studio (detail) Gustave Léonard de Jonghe
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Me, every day: Me? Romantic? Please, I’m not 12.
Me watching Pride and Prejudice (2005) mouthing along: If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings had changed, I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul and I love…I love… I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.
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does anybody else feel like they age in phases of niche interests rather than years
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i get a lot of asks about whether certain habits, collections, or behaviors make people goblincore
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Emmy Rossum as Christine Daae in The Phantom Of the Opera (2004)
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