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In November 2016 we had a baby. Here are some highlights of his firat year.

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Yall are like “boys will sexualise anything. Boys will sexualise a sponge and a rubber band. Boys will sexualise a goats butt hole. But then boys sexualise something gross and you seem confused.

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

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you guys really tumblrd the fuck out of this one.

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Fun fact; Everyone sexualises everyone.... because everyone (that’s right, even you milhouse) has a super hot bod and we all just want to see it ok?

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Sometimes gender roles are so deeply embedded in our society we hardly notice them. Ashton Kutcher picked up on one such example over the weekend — and he’s not wrong.

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ATTENTION ALL BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE:

A project I am working on is looking for models of all body shapes, sizes, genders and races. We would just like some cool peeps mainly that we feel represent our brand the best. Send me an ask for more deetz.

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if I’m not mistaken thats a Bluntosaurus.

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lmfao what the hell just happened

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you ruined it.

Guys. Don’t have genders attached to your insults. A girl can be a douchebag too and a guy can be a fucking bitch whore.

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giftvintage

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Madam Moll, Gangster from The Late 20’s with her M1928 Thompson in front of a bank safe she just robbed….This is one Lady you didn’t piss off

Anne Frank is all grown up.

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17..... I call my dick 'a bus'

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Do you honestly believe that spreading hate is going to create equality?

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my coworker and i discovered something…

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Guys. Don't have genders attached to your insults. A girl can be a douchebag too and a guy can be a fucking bitch whore.