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I don't want to be a snitch but I found these three cow children on the road, adventuring, completely unchaperoned.

As I drove past I was like girls I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to be going where you're going and one after the other they glanced at me insolently like mind your OWN business

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Y’all I don’t remember the title

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Dramatic noodle

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Lainey Molnar

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does anyone else kind of.. enjoy spoilers ?? like they’re sort of a relief because then I know whether or not something is worth investing in watching or reading or not

I’m not gonna be disappointed if it doesn’t turn out how I want plus I’m not going to fast forward and skip through large parts of it to find out what happens, which I’m embarrassed that I do I just don’t have the patience

Is that just a me thing or do other people do that too? Is that an adhd thing?

I just do way better watching things if I already know the entire synopsis and can predict kinda when things will happen like landmarks in a movie that help me through

Please tell me this is an actual thing and not just me

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So did anyone else’s brain just stop processing information lately or is it just me

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I am reading scholarly works about Jane Austen and having hearteyes about obscure details in the Pemberley chapters of P&P that indicate Mr. Darcy’s sustainable land management praxis.

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remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

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If you’re the oldest sibling then you’re the “emergency adult”

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just truly bonkers how much i love lying down..........like being horizontal? unparalleled

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my body’s check engine light is on

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elderly young people what are ur loudest joints mine are probably wrists and shoulders