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“Ahem- Agent Summers, FBI.”

I feel like Dean would be covered in little black feathers the same way cat owners are always covered in stray cat hairs- even more so after whatever freak shit these two get up to smh

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More Destiel coming right up!! Take more of old men in love 🤲

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<3

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Imagine Rafael coming into the office to see a very confused FBI agent, staring into oblivion with a look on his face that’s a mix of horror, shock and utter confusion.

He hesitantly asks the agent what’s wrong and he says, with all the seriousness in the world, “I think Stilinski is a psychopath.”

Rafe tries his hardest not to laugh and ask why the agent thinks that.

“I got a report on a mysterious death and I noticed the last name was Hale. I asked Stilinski ‘Isn’t that your husband’s last name?’ and he goes ‘Yeah, it is’. So I ask him if he knows anyone by the name of Peter Hale, and he said, ‘Yeah, he’s Derek’s uncle. What’s he done now?’” The guy takes a moment to gather himself. “I said that I was sorry to tell him that Peter was dead.”

Rafe bites his lip to stop himself from laughing.

“And Stilinski…” The guy looks terrified. “He laughed. He laughed and said ‘If only’.”

“Right. I’ll talk to Stilinski. In the meantime, I’ll take this case off your hands.”

A moment later, Rafe then finds Stiles in the hallway and sees Stiles angrily hang up the phone.

“Still alive?” Rafe calls out to him, guessing what has him upset.

“He’s still alive!” Stiles says livid, snatching Peter’s case file that Rafe holds out to him as he angrily stomps back to his desk, muttering something about Peter being a pain in the ass.

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Every damn time

Me: I wonder how many works this fandom has on AO3

Me emerging from the depths: what day is it?

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"you've already left kudos here. :)" ok and I'll leave some more. You got a problem? Because in my opinion, this work is so good and the author totally deserves it

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This post is wild 😂

I ACCIDENTALLY WROTE A FIC AGAIN 😭😭😭

I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS KEEPS HAPPENING.

I was just trying to write the first chapter for my upcoming post-s2 finale Stetalion fic when halfway through, I decided to switch POVs and somehow, Stiles' POV also decided to fully switch directions of the story.

Stiles, Peter, Boyd and Erica are supposed to join the Alpha Pack. Instead, Stiles decided to become a human Alpha and form his own pack with those three as his Betas.

So now I am water-spray-bottle-ing Stiles, removing his POV from this chapter to put into A SEPARATE WORD DOCUMENT, thank you very much, and give the chapter POV back to Peter, who AT LEAST BEHAVED HIMSELF.

Anyway. Guess I'm now writing a post-s2 finale Steter fic with human Alpha Stiles?

...Why does this keep happening to me.

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this old man cant catch a break

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No stop. Because why is that the cutest thing ever 💞💓💞💖💖💗

Okay Stiles has super sensitive skin, like if something even lightly grazes him it leaves a red mark. Derek LOVES it, it doesn't hurt Stiles and he gets to satiate his wolfy hind-brain, it's a win win.

But here's the thing. This is a tattoo artist Stiles AU.

And one day Derek notices a new tattoo that basically takes up Stiles' entire arm. He asks and Stiles plays coy and eventually Stiles shows him the new tattoo which is... A bunch of squiggles?

Flashback to Stiles in his studio late at night trying to get down all of the lines before they fade because Derek draws patterns of his skin without realizing and they're both IN LOVE and crazy about each other so of course Stiles tattoos Derek's mindless scribbles.

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OMG OMG OMG!!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63946174/chapters/164020405

Beneath the Ruins

Chapter 1: I should've known

1/? Currently 1,308 words

Laura blamed Derek for the deaths of their family and lied and said that Peter had died. It isn't until he travels back to Beacon Hills after Laura's death that he realizes she'd lied, and Peter realizes how much Laura traumatized Derek.

@clos-posts. This is their brainchild! ❤️💜❤️💜

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Leon trying to get Merlin out and succeeding(at last!)

Merlin complaining

Cafe

The inspiration meme