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Marshall and Clo? Ugh. You’re not gonna like this and I won’t either but whatever.

How does one describe their relationship….It’s fucked up. But fucked up in the best way maybe. From what my mom told me and what Marshall told me and everything else I use to make inferences, they really loved each other. Like really.

Honestly, once Marshall one your mom over, no one really stood a chance. Marshall may have ended up with Bubba and Clover may have ended up with Jake, but to be honest, I think those were their safe choices. Your mom felt loved with Jake, felt safe. Marshall loved Bubba a lot.

But put those two in a room together and they’ll be yelling at each other, spewing insults like asshole and Godzilla, and then make up an hour later and be the most adorable, puke-worthy couple on the face of the planet. And maybe it was like this before you were conceived, but being pregnant with a child together just made everything much more intense. They had to go through all your drama together, through your DEATH together, through getting you back together. And Marshall really loved Clover AND YOU even though you don’t believe it. He really did. I might not understand why rights were let go and all that, but I swear to you, he loved you.

So in a few words summary, Closhall is like having both a dog and a cat. They’re not meant to get along at all, but sometimes things work out among the mess and it makes things…more bearable? I don’t know. *sighs* It’s all so complicated.

thank u to nati for the beautiful summary of closhall that is still the best and still makes me cri

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Makes a tumblr dedicated to all of the clover self paras that never happened.

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I miss playing The Board Game IC, man.

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imagine if clover had spent like, a month or so pretending that roy was the biological daddy of parker... 

everything would have gone down so differently let's not even kiD OURSELVES HERE. 

would clolight have ever broken up

would closhall have ever happened should the aforementioned still happened

would they still break up if the top two ever happened

would clolight happen again if the other three happened

wOULD CLOLIGHT BREAK UP AGAIN

WOULD CAKE HAPPEN??

bruh one little lie could have changed clover's entire STORY

BRUH

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the relationship stats i researched/wrote out ages ago

Time Between Rover and CloLight 1.0: 10 days. Time Between CloLight 1.0 and Closhall: 6 days. I am laughing. Time Between Closhall and CloLight 2.0: 26 days. I am cry. That is a long time. Time Between CloLight 2.0 and Cake: 12 days.

So, like, don’t complain because that’s twice as long as the time she took between HayHay the first time and Marshall. Come on.

but S O M E H O W the time between clolight 2.0 and cake was clover moving on FAST? PEOPLE ARE BUTTHOLES. YEAH IT WASN'T ANY 26 DAYS IT TOOK HER TO MOVE ON FROM MARSHALL, BUT DIMMADERN MAN IT WASN'T NO 10 OR 6 DAYS.

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not kidding this is becoming an acme appreciate blog 

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AWWW IT'S HOW PARKER CAME TO BE. HOW SWEET. I COULD CRY. c':

Suuuuuuuure, just like I passed math. Mmmhm. Yaaaa nasty.

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I AM HURTING

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THE BREAKFAST CLU B IS ON BYE

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LEMME EXPLAIN TO U A THING ABOUT HOW MUCH THIS CONFESSION PISSED ME OFF OK

LIL 'I LOST MY BABY AND I'VE BEEN DEPRESSED BUT I'M TRYING TO GET MY LIFE IN ORDER' CLOVER MARIE JAMISON WAS VERBALLY ABUSED BY THIS JIVE-A M'FER AND THEN PUNCHED?? FIONNA CALLED HER TRASH AND TOLD HER SHE'D BE ALONE FOREVER AND SAID SHE'D LOSE ALL OF HER FRIENDS AND ESSENTIALLY SAID SHE'D FAIL AT TRYING TO GET BETTER????? BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO CLOVER DESERVED TO GET PUNCHED. CLOVER GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO HER. CLOVER DESERVED EVERYTHING FIONNA DID THAT DAY. OOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SO RIGHT.

Clover deserved that punch. Four for you, Fionna. Four for you. -Anonymous

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We seemed like a good idea.

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department-of-homeland-obscurity replied to your post: ONE MORE FOR THE PARRISH/ACME FANMIXx

How could unforgett

SAX SOLO FOR ACME.

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ONE MORE FOR THE PARRISH/ACME FANMIX

x

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Song of the day: Roxette - It Must Have Been Love

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OK NO I'M ALWAYS IN THAT ACME WAY BUT SOMETIMES IT SHOWS MORE STRONGLY THAN OTHERS 

LIKE

RIGHT. NOW.