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*takes another drag of my mind cigarette* god that felt good. anyway. i hate this site. goodbye forever dear mutuals ily ill see you on any other platforms we know each other <3

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awesome thanks. anyway it was Andy of dykeovsky. and Dave left me cause he "didnt wanna pick sides" when andy raid i raped him. andy said this cause he misremembered a joke i made ONCE and decided to use it as ammo in his full on crash out where he made shit up about me to be mad about. because hed rather push everyone out of his life and complain about being alone. than actually make strides to fix his life.

this isnt a callout post tho. i just wanted to finally say it out loud here. fuck him and all his friends. i hope he looses sleep every night for what he did to me. i hope his phone charges only at a specific angle. i hope his cat shits in his shoes. fuck him. fuck his friends. and fuck his fucking cry baby woe is me complex. grow up. do better. see you never shitheads.

one like and i name drop the url of the user who falsely accused me <3

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and then there was only one...

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one like and i name drop the url of the user who falsely accused me <3

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ive procrastinated nuking this account for too long. i think its time. but first. dienloading all the fanart i have stashed so i dont loose it

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anyway happy one year of my surviving loosing all my friends to a false rape allegation based on a misremembered joke. followed immediately by a hacker stealing an entire weeks pay. i didnt kill mtself even tho i really wanted to and here i am happier than ever with loving friends and happily married. those dumb cunts really missed out on my awesome new self. enjoying veing miserable forever cause yall refuse to actually put in the effort to improve your lives.

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my ex (who falsely accused me) is complaining about how life is meaningless and theres no hope for him and i just have laugh. *takes long drag from mind cigarette* damn thats so crazy its not like anyone tried to help you and you called him a rapist for no reason and tried to ruin his life as he was begging you to nut up and make efforts to improve your life. so wild that this didnt happen. anyway.

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"im going to see lilo and stitch tomorrow at the cinema so i can see how bad it is and laugh at it"

YOU ARE STILL GIVING THEM MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like

killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham

poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart

joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:

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in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

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my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

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The only adhd tips that work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

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i had a fever dream about hrt gummies

[tip me im broke lol]

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Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

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"gooner" is straight up just a weird conservative dogwhistle at this point

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"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.