cloud-wizard

[cloud-wizard]

gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

[cloud-wizard]

me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make

[cloud-wizard]

in my restless dreams i see that shit

[cloud-wizard]

[cloud-wizard]

captcha

[cloud-wizard]

it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component

[cloud-wizard]

my idea for a new kansas city flag

[cloud-wizard]

"you aren't supposed to eat fish that often" DON'T CARE. MERCURY POISONING

[cloud-wizard]

[cloud-wizard]

IM CACKLING

[cloud-wizard]

The Jungle Book (1967)

[cloud-wizard]

[cloud-wizard]

Downloads you

Puts you in a folder

Fills that folder with pngs of pillows and plushies

[cloud-wizard]

Why is it only women who are like shorter than 5’ 3” who desperately want a man taller than 6 feet like… girl if you’re 5 feet tall even the average short king is going to look nice and tall standing next to you. Do you think because you’re short you have to perform gender roles extra hard and fulfill some kind of omegaverse size kink alpha fantasy with a 6’ 4” finance bro

[cloud-wizard]

They are doing Laura Palmer shit to the Deltarune Christmas Deergirl

[cloud-wizard]

Please state your name and occupation.