cloudselkie
cloudselkie
Hurricane in a Clam Shell
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Witchcraft | Water Magic | Weather Magic | Seals | Old Astrophysicists | 35 | She/Her | Writer | Artist | Married to a trans-woman, TERFs will not be tolerated | Fastest block finger in the west. Behave yourselves or be gone. | Avatar by Caroline Jamhour
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cloudselkie · 2 days ago
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I really really really don't know who to ask and I'm new to AO3😢😥😥 Is commenting too much awkward??? I'm socially inadept and interacting with people online gives me an overload of anxiety and recently I've found this fic and fell super deep in love with it and commented massive messages on each chapter. The author replied to me at the beginning but recently they just stopped (hi I understand it's not the author's job to reply and they're likely busy with their life too) but I can't help but be kind of worried that I somehow had put them off (because my comments sometimes involves analyzations and if I get into something too much I can be too excessive) I plead for advice is this normal???
while I can only speak for myself, I as a writer absolutely LOVE it when people give me long comments (the longer, the better lol) and, for me personally, there’s no such thing as too many comments.
love love love love these long comments, they help motivate me, especially when my readers give me deep analysis on the characters and/or their actions.
anyway, fellow writers, reblog if you love long positive comments
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cloudselkie · 2 days ago
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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cloudselkie · 2 days ago
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As a former Texan now living in Connecticut, I saw our forecast and it said tomorrow will be 100°. And I want to stress that this is not normal for Connecticut NOR the south. Texas doesn't usually see 100° days until July, much less up north. PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. It's only a few days, but I guarantee you people will die because they didn't know how to handle the heat.
Hey man, ahead of this heatwave I'm gonna go ahead and rip the veil off of something for you:
The reason American Southerners have the luxury of saying that 90 ain't that bad and it's not unbearable until it's 100 is 1) prolonged exposure to high temperatures over multiple decades 2) our mindset for these living conditions.
You don't have number 1, and you can't just acquire it, so I need you to adopt number 2 immediately. How do you live like a Southerner in the heat?
Don't be a hero.
Stay inside. Buy a box fan, put it next to a bucket of ice, and wrap your arms around it like a lover. Do not leave the shade under any circumstances. If a dude makes fun of you for getting out of the sun, don't get mad, just think of a funnier insult to call him while you flip him off and go stand under a tree.
Southerners love nothing more than to exaggerate and lie to each other. Like I think we got off on the wrong foot when you walked in on us saying things like "It was only 110, I didn't even take my damn jacket off" when really, last week it was 95 at 10 PM and we were on the bed buck nekkid in front of the fan moaning incoherently and praying to die. So yeah, we can take extreme heat. We also want you to think we can take ludicrous heat. You must learn to talk shit and then be a hypocrite and a coward in your actions, because this will serve you best.
It sounds like I am joking but I cannot express to you how much I am not. Do not fuck with Mother Nature, because that bitch will kill you. Take every opportunity to lower your body temperature and drink water, because that is what all of us in hot climates are doing all the time, and that is why we are not dead, even when it seems like we should be.
(And yeah, we do go through like two and a half ugly weeks in April every year where everyone wants to absolutely just goddamn drop dead because none of us have our heat tolerance back, but we must go to work anyway, which must be a crime. And yes, when it gets below 70 we really all do short circuit and cover ourselves in seven jackets, except for Shorts Guy.)
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cloudselkie · 4 days ago
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I am very tired of living in interesting times.
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cloudselkie · 6 days ago
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cloudselkie · 6 days ago
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prof. de kuiper wip! will finish soon 🫡
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cloudselkie · 7 days ago
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He deserves a chance at a normal life again!
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I’m just saying the Overwatch symbol in his shoulder pads means he’s a getting saved and getting the good boy treatment
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cloudselkie · 7 days ago
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GIVE THEM A GODDAMN RAISE, BLIZZARD!
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I scared my dogs with how loud I screamed
Omg whose the gilf lover on the Overwatch design team they need a raise
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cloudselkie · 7 days ago
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Oh, this is gorgeous!
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Selkie ~ for MerMay 2024 ~ Nikki Cullen ~ just_us_merfolk ~ wolfmoon_arts
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cloudselkie · 14 days ago
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Due to my current work requirements, I will be stepping away from Tumblr for a while. If you would like to commission me, please message me on discord, @cloudselkie.
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cloudselkie · 15 days ago
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cloudselkie · 15 days ago
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i like seals and i like slugcats 🙂🙂🙂 best of both worlds
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cloudselkie · 16 days ago
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cloudselkie · 16 days ago
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cloudselkie · 16 days ago
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Oh my goodness! What are they doing? It reminds me of synchronized swimming lol!
“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool
via
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