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WHO recycled like 10 roy plushies and WHY did all of them end up in my living room
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you know, i don't mind fish and I'm probably living more healthily and sustainably than I ever have, but damn do I miss ham. and burger
#unreality#kettle lore#posts that immediately clock me as american-born#sometimes I also worry about how many heavy metals I must be consuming. doesn't fish usually have a lot of those...
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now I am not immune to the effects of magic. But I think if I went to the deep umbra I'd still want to come back to earth sometimes, because sure there's a theoretically infinite amount of knowledge in the umbra, but earth is home
#unreality#reminded me of that one scifi story with the space probes#something something you can keep wandering through the endless darkness in search of something you'll never find#or you can look down and embrace what you'd always had and loved#kettle lore
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the florist told me baabbles contained resources "as natural as goats". so tell me why I opened one and plastic came out of it
#unreality#kettle lore#i jest i jest. but it's funny to me#a bucket of lava also came out of it. would not have been fun to spill that all over my nice hardwood floors I'll tell you that
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planted mint in my greenhouse because I like mint and thought it'd be nice. I forgot what mint does to greenhouses.
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me, planting magic beans in my greenhouse: surely this won't go wrong at all
the hole in my greenhouse roof 4 days later: hey
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some raven prince was harassing the dragon. poor woman
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cloud and anya have been ferrying their collection of kin-ball trophies over to her for the past 15 minutes
holy SHIT there's a dragon living in my backyard
#unreality#cloud the bulbun#anya the pricklepounce#they can only carry 1 at a time. it's kinda funny honestly. I feel bad for laughing
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holy SHIT there's a dragon living in my backyard
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had a weird dream last night
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I'm having a lot of fun with my greenhouse honestly. I installed some water plots and now I can keep some fish :)
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life update, meet Zuka the chickie. he's a sleepy little guy
#poppy seed pets#unreality#cloud the bulbun#zuka the chickie#ft background cloud. they're always interested in the camera
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HOLY SHIT THERE'S A DRAGON IN MY HOUSE
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gnomes keep coming out of my fireplace and giving me stuff. because I keep pouring all my alcohol in there
#unreality#kettle lore#game events#i don't know how they're drinking all that but I'm glad they like it
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OK I just found out that anya and the guy who keeps leaving HATE each other which makes things make a lot more sense. cloud I'm so sorry your teammates have irreconcilable differences
absolutely insane drama going on in the pets' sports team apparently. I think cloud is having a screaming match in the front yard with one of the members
#unreality#cloud the bulbun#anya the pricklepounce#i told cloud that last sentence too and they just nodded sagely and looked so tired#previous tags canceled maybe they can actually understand me
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it's been three days and they're Still fighting. i don't know if I should find this funny or concerning
absolutely insane drama going on in the pets' sports team apparently. I think cloud is having a screaming match in the front yard with one of the members
#unreality#cloud the bulbun#i feel like a parent trying to help their troubled kid but the kid is a rabbit and we speak mutually unintelligible languages
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oh an update: apparently all I have to do is remember her and her brother. and whatever the land of On was
i talked to a god and she gave me a fetch quest
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