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No shut up your ravioli now you annoying prick

I made a thing
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I’ve seen to many people simp for him while controlling link for my to have a clear view of the situation
guess we will never know fellas if they're gay or not-
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Holy shit, I forgot you were a furry.
You scream, seeing a monster in place of your roommate. "Yeah," it says, staring back, "not my best morning."
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Was it not fun?????

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There are three! I don’t know what eod means
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Don’t be an asshole and be yourself
how to get close to people for beginners
getting close to people strategies
first time getting close to people walkthrough
techniques for getting close to people
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I’ve become obsessed with deltarune apparently
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Can you show us?
aw i really love that kris art :( why did u have to turn off reblogs?
if you had seen what my inbox has looked like for the past 24 hours you would not be asking me this question
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Holy fucking shit calm down
(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.
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Is deltarune Kris torture simulator?
sorry kid i own you. this is your life now
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SIX????? EVEN I COULD DO LIKE 8-9 AND YOUR A BIG ASS LIZARD. EAT THE BIRD.
Day 3
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KRIS IS SO CUTE OMG LITTLE BABY
kris misses being the sole owner of a bed (azzy's bed is currently Occupied)
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When the host of the sleepover forgot to bring blankets for everyone
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I can just imagine the big gentle giant tough guy after getting tipsy face down on the bar groaning “do you have anything like a chicken nugget…..? And the bartender just being like “are you okay big guy??? Your type don’t tend to get plastered what happened?” And he looks up with big mealty puppy eyes and just goes “KITTENS ARE SO SMALL” and flops back on the bar crying

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“Somehow palpatien returned”
unforgivable sin: twisting the fnaf 3 trailers "he will come back, he always does" into "BAHH I ALWAYS COME BACK!!!" .... like Shut Up. Why is that is 'Iconic' quote . Why. ITS SO ASS!!!!!! The original quote with the music and trailer visuals was so menacing.. and now?? its literally just a joke. what a downgrade
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Dang god forbid a whiteboy try to catch a vibe
i am a big believer in szeth getting to cry. please brandon leave my boy alone
+ a bonus szeth giving you the White People Smile as you pass him bodyguarding the blackthorn

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