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for some reason people really love my luna and celestia designs so i drew them again with some little changes :-) yay!

she doesnt know how to dance btw

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your existence is victory

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Erotic roleplay but you're J Jonah Jameson asking me for pics of Spiderman.

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who up dinking they oiter

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"Old Town Square at Night" by Józef Pankiewicz (1892) vs the same place on November 28th 2023 (Warsaw)

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peoplpe are always saying very online things to me

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Big thoughts lil guy

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making an enthusiastic, sincere jack-off motion with my hand to indicate that i agree with the present course of action and think you have thought it out well

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Who Wants to Help Me Debunk Ancient Apocalypse?

So my father is into Ancient Apocalypse, a new "documentary" series on Netflix hosted by Graham Hancock with occasional assistance from Keanu Reeves.

I'm visiting my parents and my dad wanted to watch it with me so I said sure, I love a documentary about ancient civilizations.

We started in season 2, episode 3, because that's where my dad was in the series. Coming in out of context and with no idea who Graham Norton was, my thought process over the first fifteen minutes or so went roughly like this:

Why is this one British guy telling us what the REAL story is behind all of the world's civilizations

Why is he dunking on archaeologists all the time

Why does he always suggest the same solution to every mystery

Is this just "aliens built the pyramids" with better production values

Is there any form of "aliens built the pyramids" that is not racist at its core

OK this is setting off a lot of my crackpot alarms

You know, I didn't want to begrudge my dad his new favorite show but when he started hyping it to my aunt and uncle tonight I just couldn't help it. I pulled out my phone and googled "Ancient Apocalypse" and "Netflix" and within about 10 minutes learned the following:

Graham Hancock (the showrunner and narrator) has no background in archaeology, he's a former journalist

Graham Hancock has without irony written a book in which he argues that an ancient civilization left pictographs and pyramids on Mars

Graham Hancock is a regular on Joe Rogan's podcast

There's a Guardian article out there titled "Ancient Apocalypse is the Most Dangerous Show on Television"

From this article I learned that Graham Hancock's son is a big muckety muck on the documentary/reality TV side of Netflix

This information failed to really shake my father's faith that there might be something to Hancock's theory (which roughly is that a super-advanced human civilization was destroyed by comets 12,000 years ago but there were some survivors and basically all major wonders of civilization since then were the result of those survivors visiting later cultures) because "the guy certianly has some facts."

A short conversation about people lying with documentaries later, i did finally get him to see that the reason Graham Hancock's facts are persuasive to him is that he does not have any other facts about this particular area of human history to set against them. Neither do I, as this is very much not my area.

But. Someone out there on tumblr must already have knowledge of a comprehensive Ancient Apocalypse takedown to which I could direct him. Anyone who'd like to help me wean Dad Adder off this production, I will appreciate it!

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PLEASE DO NOT PUT MICE IN THE OVEN IT'S VERY RUDE. I AM OVERHEATING

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callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

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me when i accidentally leave out an m in unrestrained summer fun

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i love cowboy wolfwood