clovenhawke

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after a suicide attempt in 2016

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none of this even matters since i will be sacrificed by druids soon

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artfight revenge for Hiroshy_ !!! process under the cut...~

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two characters: flirty banter, clearly getting off on the power dynamics between them

people who are scared of going to hell for masturbating: he loves him like a son

me, hauving covid: can he call him that while they fuck

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I think of that pic of Colin Farrell in costume as Alexander the Great lying on the ground covered in blood with an arrow protruding from his chest and smoking a cigarette all the time.

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affirmation: nobody is going to shoot me for being awkward

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i plan on becoming the one dog that does not go to heaven

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Hey babe can we try petplay? *starts scratching and hammering on the door* LET ME OUTTTTTTTT LET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE GOD LET ME OUT

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paladin pulls me over for drunk driving my horse & as soon as he starts illuminating my ticket i lunge for his service crossbow

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A scrimshawed whale boat, made of whale bone, late 19th century

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me flirting: I bruise like a peach.

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I love texting someone on discord and seeing the gray activity notice turn green. Look at your phone boy

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warrior cats is too woke they don’t kill them like they used to anymore

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if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

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unfortunately i do love pompous and pretentious characters. ☝️ WHO get their asses handed to them this is pivotal to my enjoyment of them

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plane tickets should be Free if you miss yuor friends