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it would be funny if the next godzilla movie had a baby godzilla in it

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a list of 12 barely useful tips

a glass of water can cure a mild headache

if someone's yelling at you for no reason, just smile at them

wearing socks decreases the amount of noise you make at night, therefore they are more useful for getting up to grab exactly two pieces of sliced cheese at two a.m. (or whatever else you want to eat)

(mildly nasty but still useful) the quicker the shit, the less you have to wipe

you can use a paper clip not as a lock pick but as a very small, one-pronged fork

when eating spaghetti, don't slurp it. make a colossal ball by rolling it onto your fork and shoving the whole damn thing into your mouth to prove your worth

hydrophobia and drunken behavior are two lesser known symptoms of rabies

do not pack a jam sandwich made with brioche bread. it will leak. and it will look like a war crime. i learned this the hard way

morel mushrooms are edible and also wild, so if you run out of food, eat these

if you live in a country where stray cats are fairly common, do not feed them. this will only make the problem worse by making more cats

if you're an introvert like me, don't spend every weekend alone unless you have something you can occupy yourself with. the silence is eventually replaced by the din emanating from the mushy, silly asshole who lives in your skull called your brain

worms are edible

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guess this is the first post of the year

i don't even know why i have an account on here but whatever lol