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I love birdwatchers they’re like “I just saw my ALL TIME FAVORITE BIRD SPECIES! I’ve always dreamed of seeing one in the wild! I am ECSTATIC!” and it’s the most boring looking little brown bird you’ve ever seen.
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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
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I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this

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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer
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could i have a blank version of your stardew spreadsheet please?
oh my god oh my god oh my god….someone actually wants to use it….you have made me so so very happy
yes of course! it might take me a bit, it’s been a while since i’ve played/used it so after work i’ll need to find my latest version and then make a blank version for you!
if you can private message me, you could send me your e-mail address and i can send it over :) or if that doesn’t work i could try google drive or something.
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*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason
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Trying to get back into making small sprite, ngl I'm not good at it. but I'll try to make some at least once every two days. that way I'll get better at it quicker
#omgomogmgotmfmf#ongoing#the ANTIALIASING IS SO GOOD#BEAUITFUL#I ROTATE#I MICROWAVE#good art yes yes#thank u#i would eat this art thank you :)
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they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

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staring sadly at the newly-out trans girl who says her pronouns are "she/they" but only includes they to cushion the blow of everyone (including "allies") degendering her rather than actually acknowledging that she's a woman. its ok girl you can insist upon your womanhood
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