She/They Big ol' Nerd with her Big ideas brain currently really into World of Darkness (WoD), and Kamen Rider!
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my mother was a drunk, and my father was a brute, and on my 18th birthday, I will inherit her drinking gourd and his spiked greatclub, and become a drunken brute. I hope I can make them proud
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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there











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how do i clean my room if i dont own a maid dress?
its over. you're fucked
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good meowning everykitty!! dogs.. go eat dirt or something
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This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real
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if a mummy wanted to kill you, is he strangling you, tearing you in half, biting you? do you die just by being near him (curse/pestilence)? they rarely show the mummy getting you
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Tumblr users will see you code switch and go "what does this mean are you evil and on drugs?'
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Billions will die in the fruitless pursuit of me lucky charms
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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after
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Miss Penny, why do you personally kill the sun at the end of every day, and forge a new sun every single morning?
someone’s gotta do it
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