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This is not like a fully completed thought but yk
So I've done my first aid + CPR a few times. And every single time I try and bring up scenarios for fat folks
Specifically like 'what if someone is too large for me to wrap my arms around then to do the heimleich'
And its incredibly rare I get a decent answer.
How absolutely insane is it that me, as a fat person, is asking how to have MY life saved or to save ANOTHER life, is an impossible feat if someone is fat.
Most of the time they tell me to 'just try anyways uwu'
There has got to be a better option.
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If god isn't real then how come it's been eight hours and my erection still hasn't gone away? Checkmate Atheist
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the steven universe art book steven universe: end of an era, which is 270 pages and covers season 4 thru change your mind, is free on internet archive, btw
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I can be shaped by more than the things that hurt me
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I wish I could have warm fur. Like her.
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Does the dick get old?
That shit gets wrinkled and shriveled, but we stay horny. All dick is valid.
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How do you wrangle the men in the oily man whortex?
Also I borrowed your liver for the day; I'll give it back later.
You gotta just oil up and just really get your whole fist in there, that's how they communicate.
No worries about the liver, I know a guy who can get me a new one real cheap.
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all your stuffed animals love you. they're not sad if they're in a box, or on the floor, or not held/played with as much. they understand. they know that you might need another stuffie more, or that you don't have enough space. they're just happy to be with you, and if you ever give them away, they'll be happy there too. stuffies are for comfort. they understand. they love you too. it's okay.
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ew yea i used to m*sturbate 馃あ to p*rn 馃尳 but now i'm 2 weeks clean and every part of my mind and body is clea-(sees a pebble that looks like a ass and my dick goes off like a shotgun) ouuuuuugggghhhhhhh
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