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The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

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with the wonders of asmr technology (asmrnology) i can simulate the experience of getting my ears cleaned while sitting across from a man getting his hair cut

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the idea that it’s ‘creepy’ to interact with things posted a long time ago is so terrible for artists and contributes to the pressure to be constantly creating new work, at an unhealthy and unsustainable rate. I hate it so much.

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im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

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the philosophers of our time are on tumblr dot com

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How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

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They filled me with Cream soda. They filled me with cream soda becaise they hate me, and they hate the great nation of america,and all it stands for,They hate me for the cream soda i drink they haye me befause they filled me with cream soda

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Is he "female socialized" or is he just a standard flamboyant sensitive artsy gay dude who would honestly be indiscernible from any other fem gay guy if you didn't see him as a walking vagina first and foremost.

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collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

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me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

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THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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I have been trying to make this post since yesterday. I have tried to send it at least 4 times and every single time it doesn't work. its not that it doesn't send because of the internet or it crashes or whatever it just doesn't fucking work. like it for real just disappears ive never had a glitch like this on tumblr before. all of my other posts send fine even when they have images attached. what the fuck is wrong with this ao oni png