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someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

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Is the statement “I fuck dudes” gender neutral. In the moment would you automatically read it as non-gendered. If you said that phrase to a random stranger would they read it as non-gendered. Has a thought entered your brain in the last half decade.

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bonjour

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i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

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literally everybody who has ever been kind to me has made me kinder in return

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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My manager noticed that you've been staring at the stethoscopes for, like, a really long time.

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i'm sort of between graves right now

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okay. which of you motherfuckers taught my vile little homunculus how to put on eyeliner

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yeah no man it's cool that you don't like the female character for having an insufficient development. yeah even if you adore that male character that appeared in two frames of the show. yeah. yeah. yeah. cool. cool.

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why are you as an adult watching things at full volume in a public space