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Just don't be a fairytale fuckboy and you'll be fine.

i love figures in folklore who are morally ambiguous like. their wikipedia page will say like 'they will help lost travellers find their way back to the path also they are sometimes known to drown people and eat their bones.' ok!!!

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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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I’m a radical inclusionist. I don’t think I have any right to tell anyone else what queerness is or how they’re allowed to experiment with their own identity. “Infiltrators” are a completely negligible problem, respectability politics is bullshit, and any downside of just trusting people with their own experiences is enormously outweighed by the problems caused by gatekeeping

Just mind your own business, I promise it’s okay

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hmmm

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no im fine im just imagining a world where advances in technology were pushed by collaboration for the betterment of the world instead of driven by competition for increasing profits

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what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them

no. no no no

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since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage

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If you've heard of writer's block, get ready for reader's block. You want to read. You have time. You know what to read; you have a pile of books ready to be read. You cannot sit still and focus enough to do so or you can't even open the book.

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"A study found that pessimistic language about inconveniences and failures in young adulthood was correlated with worse health 35 years later in a longitudinal study"

Have you considered that a 19 year old who thinks a flat tire is devastating might not have the kind of support structure, income, security, and healthcare as a 19 year old who thinks a flat tire is no big deal?

"eh, no worries, I've got a spare" vs. "This is going to cost me three days of work to buy a replacement" says a lot about a lot more than language and I want to see the part of the study where they controlled for that.

Anyway, 100 level classes continue to be fun.

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Y’all out here speaking Simlish and it’s TRENDING?????