clownenthusiast

[clownenthusiast]

goodness i want a tall gf 😢 what am i supposed to do if there isn’t a pretty girl for me to obsess over 😢

tall gf spooning me while we watch movies and shows yes pls. getting to just be her dumb himbo for a little bit because the world is too big and too stressful for a little fella like me. putting her one hand in my boxers and petting my hair with the other one 🙏 i’m her big strong bf but also i’m not very tall and i’m always the little spoon, but that’s how it should be. cuz wowza

i’m so tired of working with dudes, i need a girl who i can be crazy about. i’m not nonchalant at ALL, i want to be throwing up and sulking when wife is not at home with me 😡 anyway who wnat me

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i’m gonna crash out and throw up if i don’t get to have a situationship with a pretty trans girl soon im being so fr right now

i’m just a boy bruh. i’m a boy who needs to have a pretty tall gf who will watch reality tv with me and clap when i show her my gains. i need WOMEN NOW ARGH

gentle gf fingering me and telling me that i’m a big strong fella. wowza…need a girl to ruin my LIFE im SO FR I DO NOT CARE. trans women and cis women alike idc as long as she can call me a big strong boy and top tf out of me i’m game.

anyway, women please hmu and men…think about what you did

[clownenthusiast]

tw for heavy degradation & mention of cuck stuff; ignore if you don't want to feel very looked down upon. this is all fantasy and I would never bully someone unless they are explicitly okay with it. written addressing the reader as "you" 🤗

for kink purposes, I find degradation very satisfying. Not name-calling per se, but things that are mean. things that only really fucked up losers would be into. you aren't my type, you don't get me off. I don't even pop a boner when I'm degrading you because you're so far below my league; I just like the feeling of superiority that it gives me. I'm sure you don't care, because you're too busy eating up my attention like a starving dog. take the hint that I don't want you, and unless you start getting your shit together, I will never want you. there are men out there who are ten times better for me than you are; men who I would give a second glance. not you.

I derive a perverse sense of pleasure from being particularly mean to people. I know you want it. You probably want me to say worse than I am, because you're one of those fucked-up fags that can't get off to anything normal. and if it gets you off, fine. I don't care. I'm more than happy to sit in a chair and say the worst shit I can think of. I'll never actually touch you; I don't want to debase myself like that, especially with just how unappealing you are to me.

even though I'm giving you the time of day to even degrade you, you should know that it's not because I want you. I won't magically become attracted to you; you're a loser, and essentially the opposite of my type. I just like the feeling. I don't get off, but I know you do, and that power is intoxicating. you're fucked up, getting off knowing that I find you almost repulsive, and nothing will ever change that. jerk off your hideous cock or rub your pathetic, tiny T-dick, I don't care.

I'd gladly fuck someone else in front of you. someone who is worth my time. someone who is well spoken and intelligent and fit; someone who matches my desire to better myself. it's honestly offensive that you think you could ever have a chance. it's embarrassing how you try. you aren't the exception, and you never will be. you're just some faggot loser who I degrade when I need to blow off some steam, and nothing more.

[clownenthusiast]

boyfriend who sees u as a paternal figure despite being close in age…yes

holding his head against my pecs in bed, letting him snuggle into me while I look at my phone or watch a show or do something. he’s bigger and taller than I am, but I have my fair share of muscle as well. I’m hairier in the body than he is, too.

Handsome bf rubbing his face into my chest and holding me around the waist. scooting up so he can put his face in the crook of my neck and slot his hips between my thighs, beginning to hump and grind slowly. him knowing that he only gets to hump because I’m in a good mood and allow him to do so, petting his hair and occasionally grunting or moaning to show him that he’s doing a good job.

bf making a mess in his boxers because he was so wound up, huffing and panting against my neck. my handsome, big man saying “thank you, daddy” and “sorry, daddy” whenever he gets to cum from humping my leg or my crotch.

[clownenthusiast]

alright fine, i’ll jump on the forcemasc train. full disclosure that this is all kink, be however you want to be as long as you're comfortable 🤷🏽‍♂️

some of the boys on this site piss me off. watching them parade around in their queer little clothes with their long hair. I just know they could have so much potential as a man, but they're wasting it. i pride myself on my masculinity, on being perceived as the man that i am and nothing else. some of you need to be pushed in that direction; the right direction.

there are so many trans boys who just can’t realize their potential. boys who have strong facial structures, tall boys, boys with deeper voices. if i ever get my hands on one of those little freaks, i’d mold him into a real man. he'd have to grow his stubble out and cut his hair neatly; throw away all that stupid "femboy" shit and start behaving like a real man.

there’d be no more of that “uwu shy anime boy” bullshit with me. that faggot would be trained into a proper top, a man with nice muscle and real body hair. he'd have to go to the gym with me, see how a trans man who actually prides himself on masculinity behaves. dragging him into my bedroom, making him top me. i would hit him whenever he gets shy, especially when we’re fucking, because real men don’t get scared. grinding our T-cocks together and telling him to stop squeaking like a little bitch while we do.

the point of this post is just that i’m getting fed up with these dumb little faggy boys who cant grow a pair and man up. no more rubbing their tiny cocks and moaning like a chick—only loser faggots can get behind that. you’re gonna grunt like a real man, and you’re gonna fuck like a real man. otherwise, there’s literally no reason why i should waste my time with you.

[clownenthusiast]

this is less directly sex related but some of you freaks could get off on this

men are dogs and i see them as below me. i’m a man: i’m masculine in my presentation and don’t care for femininity. that being said, some men just don’t understand masculinity, and they embarrass themselves all the time. i’m gonna have to degrade cis men (and certain trans men) for being stupid mutts 🤗

these men don’t understand that sending me a picture of their cock doesn’t make them look masculine and virile; it makes them look pathetic and desperate. instead of using their words intelligently, they try to impress me with the most desperate shows of mid level prowess that i’ve ever seen.

speaking from a kink perspective, i like the feeling of supremacy. i don’t get offended when cis men send me dick pics, but not because i like them. it’s because i know that they’re dumb dogs that think with their cocks. unintelligent, boring, and with an ego that makes them think they could even have a chance with me.

i need a pretty boy to take my frustrations out on, i think. someone who is actually my type: cute, strong, but ultimately insecure enough that he’s sexually aroused by getting slapped around. a handsome top who i can hit in the face and bite and choke when i need to, and he gets hard because of it! someone who i can degrade and bully relentlessly because i know he likes it, and he wants me to do worse.

i don’t bully the losers who send me dick pics online because men are dumb and emotional, but i always consider it. it’s embarrassing for these faggots, and they just don’t see it. ughhhh UGH. ugh

[clownenthusiast]

okay guys hear me out.

going out to a function. any function. university thing, work thing, even just out for fun. coming back home and relaxing like normal, maybe cleaning up around the dorm or house or apartment.

your phone buzzes and you look down at your phone. another grindr notification, another picture. probably some low-quality dick pic from some old loser, as per usual, so you don’t check it right away. your phone buzzes again with another message from the same profile: “look familiar?”

you squint at the message and decide to open it up, just because of the weirdness of the second message. you check the profile, just to be safe. there’s no picture, but there is some information about the type of man who messaged you. startlingly enough, it’s someone close to your age group. worse, still, they aren’t far. 3 miles away.

you slowly open the picture, and your heart stutters for a moment. it’s you. laughing with a friend or hard at work, but it’s unmistakably a picture of you, taken at a far angle. your hands shake a little, but you don’t drop the phone. you start trying to run through everyone you passed by or saw that may match the description in the stranger’s profile, but there’s no way that you’d be able to identify him.

who’s watching you? you have no clue. i definitely know who i would want to be on my tail.

[clownenthusiast]

daddy boyfriend…need a daddy boyfriend…😢

i’m in the mood to do nothing. at all. i need a sweet older boyfriend with a muscular, hairy chest that i can lay on. an older trans man who helps me with my T shots, or an older cis man who goes to my appointments with me. an age difference that isn’t too crazy, but it makes people wonder why we’re together when we go on dates.

if i’m feeling like a total bitch boy, which i am at the moment, i’d let him dress me up in a stupid, simple collar. wearing his boxers and his sweater, curled up in his bed. napping peacefully but waking up to the feeling of his firm cock kissing my opening from behind. the feeling of getting wrapped up in strong arms and held in place while he lazily pumps in and out, eventually squeezing your body and shooting a thick load. yum 😊

just really need an older boyfriend rn. muscular, hairy chests and handsome faces have my whole heart

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I'm normally not super into submitting so heavily, but this sounds great. A nice, cozy crate to lounge around in, humping a little vibrator like a desperate bitch. Hearing the sound of the kidnapper jerking off, and the wet squelches just getting me hotter and needier. I have MANY thoughts about such a scenario 🤗

Want to be in a dog crate rn, comfy with lots of pillows, a vibrator against my boyclit and a collar around my neck, whimpering and moaning inside the cage while someone use it as a footstool, jerking off to my sounds and smoking

[clownenthusiast]

the vibrator will be here in FIVE DAYS. I'm going to hump my pillow until my dick falls off.

I've recently been in a more intimate mood. Cuddlefucking sounds great right now. Getting to curl up in bed with my phone, but with a cutie attached to my back who will hump their cock between my thighs and rub my thick clit from behind. Pretty, gentle trans girl rubbing my hair and humping between my thighs, calling me her perfect boy. Maybe a cute, slightly douchy guy, (trans or cis), getting handsy and a little rough, but still kissing the back of my neck and rubbing my tummy.

I really just need to invade someone's personal space right now. Snuggling and talking or watching a show, lazily humping their leg, breathing in the scent of another person...biting them until there are teeth marks all over their neck, kissing long and slow so their lips get swollen. you know, the works.

[clownenthusiast]

Consider: cum on glasses

i’m listening. i’m listening very intently

not to sound like a total slut but i really love the feeling of being on my knees. i’d lovee to sit between some guys muscular thighs and stare up at him while he jerks himself off over my face. just the wet, sloppy noises him pumping his cock would get me hard and squirming, dribbling into my boxers.

it’s just a bit of good old manly fun—especially when he busts all over my face. cum dripping down my glasses lenses and over my lips. his big, strong hands on my cheeks, looking down at the mess on my glasses and face with a satisfied smile.

i could get behind that 😋

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so the arm of my glasses just fell off (idk how) and now i have to wear my spare pair if i actually want to see anything

now, i don’t like to wear my spares because they look geeky as hell, but i did get a spark of creativity from my little situation. i’ve really wanted to recreate a shitty porno recently—i just think the over-acting and cringe voice lines are kind of fun.

my “partner” for the scene would take my stupid, geeky glasses off of my face and toss them onto a nondescript bed, just far enough away that i can’t reach them by bending over the mattress. i’d crawl onto the bed after my glasses, velma dinkley style, knowing that the man behind me is just going to grab me by the waist of my pants and drag me away from my glasses. i’d gasp and let out a very fake sounding “no!”—even as i’m intentionally shaking my firm, slightly hairy ass for the camera. the lens zooms in on his hands yanking my pants and boxers down, hitting me hard across the ass to leave a nice, red handprint.

by this point, i’d completely forget about getting my glasses back, even though i cant see anything. my lack of vision doesn’t matter if my face is pressed into the pillow. a huge, veiny hand on the back of my head, keeping me down while he forces a couple fingers into me. i love the deliberate shots of guys’ bulges in dumb videos like that—making him flex a bit and show off the monster he’s packing.

even though i’m too paranoid to keep nudes on my phone, i really love the idea of recording a trashy porn video. me and another man, rolling around on camera and playing everything up for the viewers. even pretending to be on camera could be kind of hot, if we play it right.

in reality, i do keep my glasses on when i’m getting freaky 🤗 im farsighted and cant see anything if it is too close to my face…u know how it be i guess

[clownenthusiast]

me :333

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i hope the new vibrator gets here before i take my T shot this week…i get insane and crazy after my T shot, i can and WILL hump anything. i need a handsome bf or pretty gf that i can hump on while i play my dumb phone games

[clownenthusiast]

where my incel bf at…

spotting him in the gym with a dumb anime T-shirt on, but i’m impressed with what he’s deadlifting & i decide that he’s an easy mark

flirting with him to test the waters, finding out that he is a little bitch, just like i thought, and he’ll be so easy.

being nice and sweet for the rest of our routines & then coercing him into the showers with me. getting him stripped down, shoving him into one of the shower stalls. again, i’m only 5’5”, but he’s kind of a pushover and wouldn’t shove me off even if he wanted to—when was the last time a pretty boy wanted him? it’s easy for me to get him against the wall. i’d lean up and bite and suck at his neck, jerking his thick cock or T-dick, telling him that he has to be quiet or he’ll get in trouble…

making him squirt all over my hand & reaching up to cover his mouth so he doesn’t alert anybody to what’s going on. hell yeah. yes please.

and then taking him home for an official first date because i’m not a total monster 🤗

[clownenthusiast]

alr guys. i’m terrible at this whole “abstaining for a week until the new vibrator gets here” thing.

cant stop thinking about rubbing my dumb little man-cunt or hitting up guys on grindr. i’m just clownposting atp, but my GOODNESS if i’m not tag-teamed by a couple of mean, strapping lads, i’m gonna go crazy.

two mean, slightly homophobic studs working together to subdue me and drag me back to their apartment, talking the whole time about what they’re gonna do to me. they’d cover my mouth with a piece of duct tape while they’re taking me. one of them slapping my pussy through my jeans and laughing at the broken moan i let out through my gag.

i want these guys to be the type of men who were raised straight; all-american, frat guy jocks. except, they’ve recently been masturbating next to each other to “cuntboy” porn. such a degrading term, but they’ve started to like it. manly, handsome guys with soft pussies who are more than easy to subdue—guys like me.

i need to be tied up in their bed, wrists to the bedpost, while they finger my pussy or rub their cocks on my face. just overall using me like a captive sex slave, teasing me and getting me all wet before double-teaming me. showing me my place as a cum-hungry fag.

their cum stuffing my little pussy…whenever they leave the room, i don’t know when they’re gonna be back to rape my little pussy again, but i’m hoping that it’s soon. i’m getting addicted to the feel of sperm shooting into my fucktunnel or onto my skin.

eventually, they don’t need to keep me tied up anymore. i’m just their live-in boytoy, always available for them to use and creampie and slap around.

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adding to this post because. i want to

it’s hunting season! i’m really embracing my rugged masculinity, ready to get out there and hunt down some pretty bunny girls. at 5’5” and muscular enough to fill out a sweater, i think i'm ready for it. so, equip with a dumb camo jacket, heavy-duty boots, and a small knife for good measure, i head out into the woods to get hunting.

it wouldn't take long for me to spy a bunny girl making her way through the woods. she’s tall, and the twitchy ears on her head only make her taller. i’d creep through the forest behind her, watching her glance around with this look in her eyes—a look that tells me that she knows i’m following her.

deciding that i'm ready, i'd lunge forwards, tackling her much taller frame to the floor. bunny girls are fierce; nails tearing holes through my sweater and leaving scratch marks on my face. she’s stronger than i expected, too, and we grapple for a while until i’ve got her on her back. i’m not a big man, so i have to straddle her tummy to keep her down—and that’s when i feel her beginning to get hard beneath me.

we stare into each others eyes for a moment. not fighting. just looking. i'm confused. kind of turned on, but very confused. “so?” she whispers softly, clawed hands coming up to dig into my broad shoulders and then slide down to my waist. i wince, glaring down at her with a mix of confusion and painful arousal. i can’t find any words to say to her, but the silence eventually gives way to an absolutely brutal fucking.

clothes ripping, nails dragging down backs, teeth clashing against teeth. my cargo pants and boxers would be torn open by her claws, her loose pants discarded to free her throbbing girl-cock. i wanna feel her gripping my ass so hard that the skin almost breaks as i slide my hairy, tight man-pussy down on her, groaning and throwing my head back. my muscular, hairy thighs tensing as i bounce up and down on her, listening to her moan and huff and curse.

we don’t exchange many words. just grunts and moans and whines, fucking hard and fast on the forest floor. kissing and biting and humping like wild animals. obviously, we don’t last very long. my fat t-dick keeps slamming against her pelvis every time i grind down on her, my cunt clenching and squeezing her until she can’t take it anymore.

she grips my waist and lets out a loud, high-pitched cry, cock twitching and spurting an unnatural amount of sticky seed into me. bunny girls must have high libidos and heavy balls. i can feel her bunny cum pooling out of me, even as i'm trying to regain control of my breathing and get a grip. the seed is dripping down her shaft and sticking to my thighs. “fuck,” is all i can grunt, leaning down and slamming my hands right by her head. she’s still leaking out inside my boy pussy, her chest heaving, tits and face flushed.

what happens next is up for discussion. maybe i actually do catch her and take her home. maybe she drags me back to her den. maybe we go our separate ways. i just really need some girldick atm 😢

“it’s wabbit season,” i say, Elmer Fudd style, as i get ready to hunt a bunny girl through the woods & ride her cock crazy style 🙏