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I’m just a notch in your bedpost but you’re just a guy in a thong or whatever fall out boy said
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*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night
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(So horny I need to be hanged but not killed and left on the gallows to starve) Hello
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babygirl is a beautiful name for a bloody traumatized man
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have you guys heard about this new video game? it’s called microsoft outlook and it fucking sucks 👍
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You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?
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