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Ripley's just fuck off and get out of here

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A short review of gay monster couples I've done over the years

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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ok u caught me i’m stupid

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trying to make friends who are obsessed with the same ships as you

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not all kinks are sublimated anxieties, but the readiness with which we turn our sublimated anxieties into sexual fantasies is one of the most endearing things about our species to me. like our brains are like, “hmm. don’t like this. i should jerk off about it.”

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Blows up husband by existing

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two sheep. standing still

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Every. Fucking. Morning.

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don’t forget the chronic deja vu

via Elle.cordova on tiktok

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nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

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Final Stop

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AGHRGHHHH I HATE EM

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Aurora, the astronaut member of the Cy Girls, which were 1/6-scale female action figures released in the late 1990s/early 2000s. For want of a better term, I always referred to them as "Action Barbies."

Yeah, Aurora's head sculpt is a little weak, especially by today's standards, but I absolutely love the retro space costume and accessories. And the body joints remain quite stiff, so she'll hold just about any pose I put her in.

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Nokia 7600