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Getting back into your Mob!Au for Welcome Home, but I forgot everyone's rolls in the mob! Can we get a refresher of the gang's responsibilities? I know Wally is the boss, Howdy runs the bar, Frank is financial manager, and Dusty protects the vault... but past that, I'm lost!

o h m a n its been a while since I worked, or even thought about these goobers lore wise JJHFGKSFF-- like holy moly I even forgot how to draw em (so take a test doodle lmAo)

cw bug/swarm silhouettes

But what from I remember, here's a list of their respected jobs (in order of Rank)

(for the main cast for now) (there may or may not be anything missing, or added/updated)

Wally: Obviously their most "enthusiastic" Boss. He doesn't do too much besides approve/reject orders, enforce rules, and be a casual reminder that, you are indeed, here forever*. Owns several brands ranging WILDLY (from cigs, to ovens, to baby diapers etc etc. Seemingly random, totally not a fire hazard)

Barnaby: Wally's Left-hand bodyguard. The boss isnt quite the greatest when it comes to discussions with potential clients/neighbors, so Barnaby is usually the one who does all the sweet talking for him. Usually the one who recommends "party" plans.

Howdy: Wally's Right-hand bodyguard. Due to his silent nature, he's purely there to be commanded however the boss sees fit. When not on duty as a guard, he's tending the company building's bar (open to the public on ground floor) and refilling stock.

Frank: Oh goodie look who ranked up! HEAVILY overworked however. He alone deals with all of the most boring of tasks, which include (but not limited to): Keeping every single paper file organized and up to date, calling in appointments for the boss and sometimes the family members, running errands, quality inspection in case they need to call in for second or even third party quality inspection, make online orders, make physical orders, update the decorative flora, plan events, put "party" plans into motion or reject due to budget, also cancel said planned events due to Sally, make sure the nursery is stocked and full, refill not bar exclusive fridges, haggling, getting rid of evidence, planting fake evidence, and so so so so so so so so much more! an alcoholic, and not-too recently started smoking.

Poppy: The only nurse who's available 24/7. Due to her severe insistent and persistent paranoia and anxiety, her workload has been reduced considerably (and shoved onto Frank.) On weekends, on her own accord, she likes to make everyone breakfast and serve it at the bar before everyone wakes up. Usually Howdy is awake as well and helps her whenever available.

Julie: Secondary nurse and "private" assassin. Specializes in poisons/antidotes, and organized crimes. Despite being a nurse, she's rarely doing nurse work, and instead can be found constantly reworking formulas, creating mind altering substances, and hunting for someone who's perhaps willing to be her guineapig to do test trials on (nobody ever is). Sometimes takes pity on Frank and helps him with their work. Sometimes.

Sally: "Public" assassin and a complete menace. Incredibly sloppy with her work and not completely reliable with making sure someone is dead unless she's allowed explosives (She's blacklisted from ever doing so again.) Developed a love for the next best thing: tasers. Mainly used to trash enemy bases and send a message that the mob doesn't take too kindly to their recent behaviors. Basically a physical embodiment of (and nicknamed) "Cease and Desist".

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This is so real though obsessing over characters (especially old farts) goes a loooong way for getting through it. I had the same thing but with semi-eldrich monsters during my worst points.

Through the power of old men and medicine, be proud of how far you've come and how long you've lived because we'll be rooting for you the whole way. We're all proud of you even if we don't know what's going on (and that's okay! You don't owe anyone explanations!).

On a more silly note, may all your enemies shit their pants.

Omg that fuggin reminds me that for a good while during my rougher days, I got OBSESSED with the “Omnitome” book weapon JDHDHDJJS

like look at that grumpy lil sad guy,,,,,, my wol goober would 100% keep it moisturized and warm during trips to colder climates

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YOURE A FFXIV FAN NOW??? AND YOU LOVE OLD MEN TOO?!??! THIS IS THE BEST DEVELOPMENT EVER, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED I UNDERSTAND FFXIV HAS ALSO HELP ME THROUGHT ROUGH PATCHES

Ffxiv is basically bait for old man yaoi enjoyers cause what do you M E A N there is several old farts (who actually look old) who are MAJORLY quirky silly and are important to the plot???? I can’t keep up ndhHDHDHHD

also more doodles of my dumb ass WOL boy cause I’m finally developing the will to draw again 💔🥄🥄🥄

This one specifically I haven’t been able to get out of my mind- this stupid ass “vampires suck” scene has a death grip on me JDHDGDSHJ

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YO YOU ALIVE CUZ

barely </3

my mind has been consumed by quirky old men and this game is N O T making it easy KJBFEKFBWK

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK TEEEHHEEEEEEEE

THE BABYYSSSSSSSSS ;;;;;;;

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life has been a little too silly for a bit, so take some doodles that I drew on and off 😔🥄🥄

Also bonus more biblically accurate doodles from other blog outta context

just a silly—

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bullying ford just for funzies 💥🥄

cw, the tiniest amount of blood/body horror

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nyaaaasty

also random doodle dump JDHDHDD

Bonus:

Im havin a rough time, but the urge to draw human bill in a comically large fur coat is immaculate

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God I love the insane amounts of d r i p Stanley just casually wears

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How do you draw so much and so quickly 😭

Undiagnosed neurodivergence 🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥🥄🥄🥄

cw body horror

Whenever I get uber hyper fixated on any fandom, that’s ALL I can think about and draw (just a SURGE of motivation) lmAO, though this time I’m actually trying to take my time and a t t e m p t coloring more often, cause wowie I am b a d d d d at it

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S h i n y

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More soppy pathetic corn chip man cause g o d he’s funny to doodle NDHDHHDH

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m a n

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Small lil post of out of context other blog shenanigans with bonus drawing JDHHD

cw: body horror at the end

What a handsome girly pop 💔💥🥄

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i bet bill be leaving behind some dust like the corn chip he is

Not anymore