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reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

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in honor of the Lilo & Stitch remake being a huge piece of shit here's a comic about what the original meant to me as an 8 year old

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Can you take my white ass to target

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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noncon friendship

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Scientology is funny to me because if you pay your weird therapist enough money, you get the honor of black mailing the IRS

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Hi just a quick reminder, you're so cool. You're really great. Keep up the good work please

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i could find gay subtext in absolutely anything i could find gay subtext in the straightest thing ever created. im like those medieval scholars who insisted on finding christian interpretations of pagan ideas n text but. for gay ppl

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I’ve been having many violent thoughts recently

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repeat after me:

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

this is not instagram or whatever other like-based social medium, likes don't matter that much, your experience is not shaped by an all-knowing algorithm, but by you and reblogging is the lifeblood of this godforsaken corner of the internet

if you love tumblr and if you want to show your appreciation for the creators of the content here, you reblog

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did it work

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my phone thinks I’m dating emperor augustus

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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SUPERNATURAL    — 3.12 Jus in Bello

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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that