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Ardour and Antagonism // knj

⇢ High society can be harsh and fickle, and the people within it are no different. But you were never one to fit the mould, and a certain grumpy society gentleman with soft hands and soulful eyes wouldn’t sway you from your dreams.

Genre/warnings: historical romance, smut, fluff, lil angst. Namjoon has a ponytail, do with that what you will 👀. Unprotected sex, fingering, handjob, ‘pantie’ ripping lmao.

Pairing: Namjoon x reader

Word count: 13.7k

A/N: Hola! Here is my piece for @seakay05’s One (1) Prompt Collab! My given prompt was ‘historical fiction’, and you know ya girl had to get Auten-y up in here. Ngl, writer’s block really hit me on this fic, so I hope you can all enjoy!

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all aboard! (the passion express) | knj

Pairing: namjoon x reader

Genre: smut, office worker!namjoon.

Word count: 10.8k

Summary: There were not many things that got your blood boiling in the same way that two simple words could. Kim Namjoon. The name of your irritating and (unfortunately enough, as the universe would have it) incredibly handsome co-worker. Which is exactly why you never expected to find your self on your knees for him on the train home.

⇢ (or: in which Namjoon thinks you’re hot when you’re mad.)

Warnings: extremely public sex, dom namjoon, exhibitionism, oral (m recieving), thigh riding, kinda daddy kink, fingering, dirty talk, unprotected sex (stay safe kids), rough sex. also, namjoon in a shirt and tie (yum).

A/N: so. this happened. PURE FILTH. remind me not to scroll through “office worker namjoon” mood boards at 1am. p.s. train toilets r always gross so don’t do this (i warned u).

Playlist: visit my playlist page here and select “all aboard”.

⇢ Masterlist: x (links will be added once tumbr stops being a douche :/)

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⌜ PAIRING ⌟ namjoon x reader

⌜ GENRE ⌟ smut, angst

⌜ WORD COUNT ⌟ 2,838

⌜ WARNINGS ⌟ infidelity, fingering, oral (f receiving), pussy slapping, degradation, mild exhibitionism, cream pie, pwp

⌜ NOTES ⌟ this is a fic from an old account that i spruced up a bit

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all aboard! (the passion express) | knj

Pairing: namjoon x reader

Genre: smut, office worker!namjoon.

Word count: 10.8k

Summary: There were not many things that got your blood boiling in the same way that two simple words could. Kim Namjoon. The name of your irritating and (unfortunately enough, as the universe would have it) incredibly handsome co-worker. Which is exactly why you never expected to find your self on your knees for him on the train home.

⇢ (or: in which Namjoon thinks you’re hot when you’re mad.)

Warnings: extremely public sex, dom namjoon, exhibitionism, oral (m recieving), thigh riding, kinda daddy kink, fingering, dirty talk, unprotected sex (stay safe kids), rough sex. also, namjoon in a shirt and tie (yum).

A/N: so. this happened. PURE FILTH. remind me not to scroll through “office worker namjoon” mood boards at 1am. p.s. train toilets r always gross so don’t do this (i warned u).

Playlist: visit my playlist page here and select “all aboard”.

⇢ Masterlist: x (links will be added once tumbr stops being a douche :/)

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Cherries (m.)

⤳ pairing: namjoon x reader

⤳ genre: camgirl!au, college!au | smut + fluffyyy

⤳ word count: 9.6k oof

⤳ summary: usually, you spent your evenings as a camgirl while thinking nobody knew about it. but that ended it all when your crush namjoon came up to you in class just to tease you with a name only your viewers should know of.

⤳ warnings: webcam masturbation, explicit sex, unprotected sex, squirting, deepthroating, tying up, degrading names, a little combo of cum & food play huehue

⤳ a/n: this is just a bts version of a fic I posted for a mx member, but since I haven’t posted in a while, I thought I’d at least give y’all this :’)

Turning on the camera, you looked at your own reflection on the screen; how you sat on your bed wearing your favorite set of lingerie – black lace with some fiery red printed on your bra, topping it off with a thick choker around your neck. You liked it simple and either ways, you’d take it all off sooner or later.

You pressed the green “GO LIVE” button – 3, 2, 1… There were you again, continuing your every night routine. The first few users already logged in, the ones your mind remembered well because they were on here regularly. And they probably waited for you anticipating every single night.

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FUCKIN CUTIE

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I would like to take the time to apologise to Taylor Swift and Kristen Stewart, for believing the shit the media told me, about you. 

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Calum Thomas Hood, 25th January 1996, Sydney. He's more than the bassist and singer of the aussie band 5 Seconds of Summer. L - M - A

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Had such laugh with @caspar_leeo @willdarbyshire @oliwhitetv at #Bestival yesterday

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Oi you.. It’s Suggsunday tomorrow 🙌 ft @caspar_leeo

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Great to see these two legends again the other night @amazingphil @danisnotonfire

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