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Gay realization be like

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its gonna be mayyy

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rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

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it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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the deeply erotic tension between a girl (me) and an entire family size box of pop tarts

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how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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im Eli not amanda

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

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this post has 10k likes to me btw

undone is probably the best way of coming tbh

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we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

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good to know I'm disturbing this bitch

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

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sexuality is like speghetti. sometimes straight is worse and you gotta boil yourself to become the wiggly faggotini

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.