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that pink panther post reminds me that for some reason my gremlin baby brother (21 years old) at some point got his hands on a pink panther soft toy that is for some reason. at least a meter tall perhaps one and half. which is fine. except it’s been shoved in the little storage loft above the laundry in such a way that on first glance it looks like someone has stashed a body up there so every time i go to do laundry i have a small heart attack
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*defunctland guy voice* and he had an amazing idea: the first disneyland darkride exclusively for men. it was to feature disneys sexiest characters, with a cold beer awaiting passengers at the end of the ride
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found a baby turtle in my sewer and used AI aging techniques to work out what it would look like as an adult and used google reverse image search to find images of its parents who were in a nature documentary in 2017 and used harsh economic sanctions to encourage them not to lose their baby in the sewer again
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It could be worse. You could be wearing a bra right now.
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i have been waiting 40 minutes for this telehealth appointment and i do feel as if i’m losing my mind
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Lord if you're real give me 900 dollars . Or 200. anything
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listening to my parents on the phone with one of their friends talking about how suspicious sunscreen is as if they aren’t FARMERS in AUSTRALIA besties you are going to get skin cancer!!
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