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Tinkaton mentioned!!!! I love those guys!

//Is it because of the hammer, just vibes or both?

They're badass, right?

- Sasha

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Probably a good idea, yes. Do you have anything specific in mind?

...Not yet.

- Anne

I don't know about you, but I want to catch a Tinkaton.

- Sasha

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Yeah, easier said than done. You should try to find allies.

That's what I'm thinking... Sasha also wants us to catch more Pokémon.

- Anne

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Sasha and I have been... talking.

- Anne

We need to find a way to fight back. We can't just keep hiding out.

- Sasha

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...I really miss Marcy.

- Anne

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...Okay I think it's fixed by now. Sorry for the fuss

- Anne

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Wait a minute, what did you say about something... tasting… YOUR SOUL??? - ❤️

Please spit it out. Sasha's, too.

- Anne

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...Something's strange about this food.

No, Sasha, I'm not going to be sick, it's not that.

I feel kinda... shivery. This isn't going to make sense, but it's like... something tasted my soul when I started eating.

- Anne

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[Pelipper mail! The near darkness of the cave made this delivery almost easy to miss had it not been for the various soft thuds heard from within. There is quite an array of items the mysterious sender has delivered. Given that it's most likely time to eat at this point, the promised Kalosian onion soup is the first that catches the eyes and stomachs of the girls, which is served in two bowls and a pot for seconds, plus has grated Skiddo cheese and a little bit of Skiddo cream in it to enrich the dish further. Of course, a hearty meal shouldn't come without a proper drink as there's fresh Pecha berry juice present, along with a fire kindling kit with visual and written instructions, a pair of what looks like combination of a mattress and a sleeping bag, and what appears to be a dozen regular Poke Balls at first if not for the strange symbols engraved on the buttons. Right when expected, a note marked by a red heart descends, with one side being the recipes for the soup and juice, and the other having a little doodle of a Snorlax slumbering on a podium:]

"The soup's done! There was a waiter working at Hotel Camphrier who was kind enough to tell me how to make this, and I even have an excuse to finally try Skiddo dairy products! I've also got some berry juice as well, specifically made out of Pecha berries; citizens in Camphrier Town usually hand berry-related stuff out to tourists like me. You should also see a kindling kit and a couple of all-in-one sleeping-bag-mattress-thingies too. I should clarify what those Poke Balls are though, and I'd recommend only using them in an emergency. Basically, if you throw them and the button hits something or someone, what should happen is that anyone in close proximity gets greeted by a blinding light. Learning to modify Poke Balls in this way has personally saved my skin a couple of times, so I believe they can help while you and your Pokemon are on the run. Oh, one more quick question before tomorrow comes, if you don't mind me asking that is. What's happened to… Zygarde and Yveltal..?"

Oh, thanks a bunch! We'll have this food now, looks tasty 😋 and everything else should be really helpful too!

As for Zygarde and Yveltal... they're probably still with Lysandre.

- Anne

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So, how even are you girls getting food in that cave?

The Pokémon know how to forage, and Anne's learned a bit too. We eat a lot of Berries.

- Sasha

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It doesn't stop you from listening to music and punching the air.

Okay that does sound fun.

- Anne

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I mean, time does go by in montages, you just see the highlights of the progress.

You get my point.

- Anne

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Time for a training montage!

I really do wish you could have montages in real life. Might've made school go faster.

- Anne

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Anne, can you control your powers? If not, it would be in your best interest to start practicing in case you do run into the villain (who is probably looking for you if they are controlled by team flare like ♥️ anon says).

...Yeah, probably should practice. It doesn't seem to take much to get them to start working, but the talking to pokemon is on by default by now, so I can probably figure out how to make the other powers work on purpose too.

- Anne

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Hang on a second, you’ve been staying in a cave this whole time?! Ok, ok… I was planning on cooking Kalosian onion soup during an incoming rainstorm anyways, and I can make you and your Pokemon pals some too. Sleep-wise, how are you both on, you know, having a comfortable surface to sleep on? Anything more specific in terms of supplies? Maybe there’s someone on Rotumblr that you know and could contact too? Oh, and food allergies, do any of you or your mons have any?

… Right, almost forgot! If this is anything like my Pokemon world’s recent history, that “supervillain” is most likely your Pokemon world’s version of “Essentia.” Long story short is that a poor kid got mind-controlled by Xerosic, one of Team Flare’s head scientists. In my Pokemon world’s case, that kid’s name is Emma, though your Pokemon world seems to be more of an oddity. So, I’m not 100% sure if Emma’s inside that suit in this case. - ❤️

The soup would be appreciated, thanks. We have some plants for beds but that's about it. Stuff to start a fire with also wouldn't hurt. No food allergies to note.

- Anne

Thanks for the info, good to know that's something we should definitely stay away from then. Poor kid though.

- Sasha

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Oh no, I think I've also heard about that villain, and they're bad news.

Noted. We'll be aware.

- Sasha

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Oh gaaawd, not another existential crisis! Zygarde, I am so, so sorry about that, you two! Are you ok? Are those conversations still bothering you? Are you in a safer place now? Do either of you need food, supplies, anything of that sort? … And what’s this about a supervillain running amok?! ... Wait... I think I’ve heard about something like this happening in my Pokemon world’s Kalos! Shoot, uhh, did this supervillain look like they were wearing a black suit by any chance? - ❤️

...Food and supplies wouldn't hurt. We've still been being cave people. Not fun.

And yeah, the photo with the article was kinda blurry but it looked that way.

- Sasha