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Little Playlists

(I use amazon music for these, so im sorry if you can't find them anywhere else!)

❤ For when I'm coloring or doing little activities, I usually listen to Lisa Loeb's nursery rhyme parade! There are tons of songs on it such as Jack and Jill, the Muffin Man, Pop! Goes the Weasel, and 34 others!!

💛 For when I'm sleepy and trying to rest, I usually listen to Brahms Lullaby and other classical songs! These are all lullabies and calm, classical music with no lyrics. In this one, there is Brahms Lullaby, (my personal favorite!) Ode to Joy, Moonlight Sonata, and 18 others!

💙 Those are really all I personally listen to, so please please add your own n what you listen to!!

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Ideas For Playdates

I've really only had one sorta playdate, but here are ideas for some!

❤ Go to the park! Play on the swings, race to see who can get to that big tree the fastest, see who can get across the monkey bars the fastest, anything!

💛 A sleepover! Put on your favorite little shows or movies, get some warm milk or hot chocolate or whatever you prefer in a cup, sippy, or bottle, n get cozy under all those blankets!

💙 Dress up! Become whoever you want! A princess or prince, an evil or nice witch, a model, a doctor, anything to your little hearts content!

(When I was an actual kid, me n my friends would dress up like models and have beauty pagents!)

❤ Tea parties! Tea parties are a classic, bring your favorite stuffies, (Shh don't tell the others!) dress in your prettiest clothes, n get to clinking those cups!

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Bed Time Routine For Regressors

i know a lot of regressors/littles that dont have a carer or cg or someone to help give them a night routine, so i thought id make one for the babies n kiddoes and everyone who would like one! Every step you do, get a sticker!

❤ Clean up all your toys, loose clothes on the ground, art supplies, or anything else that would make your room unclean!

(Extra sticker if you make your bed nice n neat!)

💛 Pick out some fuzzy, comfy socks and pajamas of your choice!

💙 Go to your bathroom n start a nice, warm (Not hot! We don't want you to dry your skin or hurt yourself!) shower. While the water is running and getting warm, wash your face n brush your teeth! After that, grab a soft towel n put it wherever you're going to need it!

❤ Once you've done that, hop in the shower n get clean! Make sure to get your hair (If it's ok to wash that day! Everyone has different hair types) aaall the way down to your lil toes!

💛 After you're all washed n rinsed, get out n get in those comfy cozy pajamas! Walk to the kitchen, n get a class, sippy, or bottle of water and put it on your nightstand or near your bed!

💙 If you take sleepy meds, take those n then get comfy cozy in your bed. If you're like me n you need noise in the background to sleep, turn on some soft lullabies without lyrics, those work best to calm you but not get you too distracted by the words!

❤ Then, rest ur lil head and have the sweetest dreams ever!! Sweet dreams angel!

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Things For An Agere Journal

❤ Your stuffies and all their names!

💛 Why you regress! (If it's not traumatic or will upset you!)

💙 Things that help you regress!

❤ About your cg, if you have one!

💛 If not, write about your dream cg!

💙 Your dream little room!

❤ Your favorite little shows and movies!

💛 If you have any sibs or little friends, and about them!

💙 Feel free to add anything else that you have in yours!

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Please No

❤ Cg, walking towards the living room, hearing muffled squeals come from baby: Baby, what are you doing-

💛 Baby, sitting there with a crayon in their mouth:

💙 Cg:

❤ Baby:

💛 Cg: Baby don't.

💙 Baby: -Slowly goes to bite down-

❤ Cg: Please no

💛 Baby: -Chomps down on the crayon-

💙 Cg: WHY

❤ Baby: cause crunchy blueberry

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NoOoO

Baby, dancing around and singing along to music: I'm going down... ON YOU I'M BREATHING DEEP THEN I LEAP IN I'M GOING UNDER LIKE EATING THAT V'S HOW WE COULD DEFEAT WORLD HUNGER-

Cg: BABY NO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Baby: I PLUNDER THE BRINY DEEP A SPELUNKER PLUNGING IN DOWN IN BETWEEN THOSE FLUFFY PINK BUNKERS LIKE A FALLOUT BUNKER AND-

Cg: NOT FOR BABY. NO. BAAAD MUSIC -Turns off music-

Baby, still dancing and singing very loudly: IF I NEVER EMERGE FROM THE SURFACE DON'T GIVE ME SHIT, IN TWENTY YEARS IM BACK LIKE KIMMY-

Cg, picking baby up and throwing them over their shoulder: noPE. NO MORE OF THAT SHIT. NUH UH.

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Hungry

❤ Baby, mumbling: Hungry

💛 Daddy: What was that baby?

💙 Baby, poking their tummy: Hungry.

❤ Daddy: Do you want Daddy to get you something, baby?

💛 Baby, flipping their shirt over their head while their stomach growls: HUNGRY

💙 Daddy: What do you want, bab-

❤ Baby: JUICE

💛 Daddy: Baby. Food. What do you wan-

💙 Baby: APPLE SUSTENANCE

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Daddy, look!

Baby, hanging upside down on the monkey bars at the park: DADDY!! DADDY LOOKIE

Daddy: Good job, baby, don't fall and hurt yourself though!

Baby: I won't Daddy!! But LOOK! -Flips shirt down and pats my chest- IS SQUISHY

Daddy: Baby- No- You can't do that put your shirt back on before someone sees.

Baby: But tiddie

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Hehehe

Baby, cuddling with Daddy while he minds his own business: Hey, Daddy?

Daddy: Yes, baby? Do you need something?

Baby: Yes, yes I do. -Turns to face Daddy and licks his nose-

Daddy, sighing: Every. Time.

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Bitch.

Baby: Shut upppp

Daddy: Ok.

Baby: bitch

Daddy: But you-

Baby: biTCH

Daddy: Told me-

Baby: b Iᵗ ᶜ H

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Don't.

Baby: -Being a brat in public-

Daddy:

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Rules!!

Hii guys, sooo I'm starting to get some rules, so I figured I'd make a post to ask you guys some of your rules, punishments, and rewards!!

I thought it'd be really fun to find out other people's rules, and make my own!

So far I only have a bedtime at eleven, which caaaan be later if I behave!

Also, some more little activities would be good, cause I'm running out of space in coloring books! )):

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Assmazing

Baby: -Misbehaving a LOT-

Daddy: -Grabs baby's wrist- Baby, if you don't stop, I'm gonna have to punish you.

Baby: -Continues misbehaving-

Daddy: That's it. Ten lines, saying you will not disobey Daddy.

Baby: You're an asssssssssssss-

Daddy: What was that?

Baby: ssssssssssssssmazing person and I love you so much.

Daddy: That's what I thought, baby.

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Wha...

Baby: -Spits paci at Daddy-

Daddy: -Picks up paci and sticks it back in baby's mouth- Don't do that, baby.

Baby: -Spits paci at Daddy again-

Daddy: Baby, stop being a brat. -Puts it back in baby's mouth-

Baby: -Spits it back out-

Daddy: -Puts paci back in his own mouth and spits it at baby-

Baby: That's.. Wh.. No..

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Squish Squish

Baby: Dadd-

Daddy: -Squishes baby's cheeks-

Baby: Daddy. Why.

Daddy: Squiiiishyy babyyy -squish squish-

Baby: Daddy. Daddy, please stop.

Daddy: -Continues squishing- My cute squishy baby.

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Dragon Baby

Baby: -Smoking weed with their little friend- Angel!! Angel waaatch!

Baby, blowing a big cloud around while Angel watches in awe: iM A DRAGOOOOON

Angel, blowing out a tiny baby cloud: I'M A LIZAAAARD -Loud coughing-

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Daddy's Hands

Daddy: -Messing around with his hands while watching something-

Baby: -Stares at his hands-

Daddy: Whaaat, baby?

Baby:

Daddy: ..What?

Baby: -Grabs daddy's hand and bites it- ..mine

Daddy: Ooook, my little weirdo.