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BAT RAVE ACTIVATE

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me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

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ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.

So recently, I got calls from the phone number, (937) 353-8319. They claim to be a job service, and one of their “employees”, Carrigan, is friends with whoever the call recipient is, and that Carrigan has recommended you for this $15.00/h “job”. I also got a text message from (937) 607-1493, claiming to be Carrigan, and that they need stuff to “win a scholarship”. I do not know anyone by the name of Carrigan and I know very well that this is a very dangerous scam. If you receive a call from a number, and they ask you if you would like a job for $15.00/h, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY. If you accept the “job” offer, and you go in for an interview, they will give you a drugged bottle of water and you will wake up somewhere you don’t want to be. These phone calls & texts are from a human trafficking service, and if you oblige to them, you will be sold to people and you will be raped, no doubt about it. So PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THESE CALLS OR TEXTS. I have listened to the voicemails, and allowed my dad to do the same, and he learned that anyone offering a $15.00/h “job” is a human trafficker. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS ALL OVER TUMBLR

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*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

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I feel like loneliness is a part of being a Slytherin.

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Hermione Granger SNAPPED (x)

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Bill Weasley, guys, the best brother™️

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me: man i can’t wait to write this when i have free time

when i have free time:

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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Your birth and death are the two most important events in your life, yet you will never remember them.

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I don’t think cats are supposed to do that

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You can tell he’s going “ohhHhhhhHHH!” 😩😭 this is so cute lmao

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i was looking at grapes in the store n this old lady comes up to me n goes “youre not stealing these are u?” so im like uh no lol? and she goes “oh, well i am” and grabbed a handful of grapes and left

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One visual gag I’ll never get tired of is a character being framed by countless weapons pointed at their face.

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My Bank Account: Ummm… you’re in the negative…

Me: Ummm… I reblogged money Chihuahua, so jot that down…