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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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its so scary seeing wolfertinger666 on my dash like stoppppp. that's puppychan. please

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If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

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Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

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i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain

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This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

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violence is the ultimate form of affection B)

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HOMESTUCK ROLEPLAY + GEN. SERVER

Prologue:

John, Rose, Dave, Jade; Jane, Jake, Roxy, Dirk; Karkat, Kanaya, Terezi, Vriska; Arquius, Jasprose, Tavrosprite, the Mayor, and the refrigerated one they didn’t dare to name, were making plans and preparations for their final battles. Of course they were confused when it was all torn down in front of their eyes.

John had fumbled Vriska’s 8-ball modus when it started vibrating suddenly, Earth C shooting out of it and far ahead of them. Jade wasn’t able to stop it or reverse its sudden expansion, and it was too clear that they were going to crash with its growing gravity, and the disablement of everyone’s abilities, godtier, sprite, or otherwise. Everything was somehow, suddenly, completely out of control.

Sand billowed around the platform as the Victors landed, far too gently for anyone’s liking. The meteor sat a mile or two away, farther inland and away from shore, half buried in the earth, and nearly everyone was shocked to see it. Vriska, fuming, flew off to attempt to get some idea of what was going on, everyone following behind. She only looked back at the platform once, suddenly remembering the fridge.

A hornless figure, silhouetted by the dim moonlight, stood over the makeshift prison, a crowbar raised over their head. No one reached out, nor took a breath, not even dared to blink. Clangs of broken chains rang through the air, and just like that, the skeleton in the closet- i mean, juggalo in the fridge, tumbled out. The inciter was nowhere to be seen.

Everyone fled before they could be spotted, aerial ones grabbing those who couldn’t fly and escaping from who would have greeted them.

Vriska stormed around the meteor for quite a while, as the others dallied about, recollecting themselves as they decided their next moves.

ROLEPLAYER, what will you do?

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I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.

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did you know jackalopes are my favorite cryptid

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I do think it's pretty funny that fanfic premises based on illegitimate kids as an excuse for crossovers over the years have gone from "Mom character CHEATED on Dad character 😡" to "once upon a time, mommy and daddy had a threesome and now we have YOU!" lmaoooo. People don't want marital discord they just want a third parent

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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

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I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

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