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Friendly Alien Tote

$30.00

Beware. This little guy may reveal to onlookers that you’ve been on this hellsite (affectionate) since day one while holding all the objects you carry.

100% heavy cotton canvas. Ready to ship in mid-March.

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other people writing ao3 comments: love this! can’t wait to see more ❤

me writing ao3 comments: gyjfsdghjkldsfhj fukc dude i………..id eat this if i could….

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Thank you sir!

I hope this isn't to much to ask for but, Micheal would you mind fucking me? I'm sorry really..

No need to apologize, baby. I'll fuck you all you want <3

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It's okay I was a weird kid. Like I watched porn at like age 11 r sum. No wonder I'm fucked up

what was the cringiest fandom you were in because I think everyone was in a cringe fandom once in their life💀

a lot

creepypasta was definitely one of them

but the cringiest?i think that award goes to homestuck.dont get me wrong i LOVE homestuck but holy shit 2016 was not a bright time.

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"are you sure about that?!" -John Cena

But uhm fr bestie idk if imma see you tomorrow-

William, I'm bored and unmotivated

Break my back like a glow stick 🤩✋

Like a glow stick? Never heard that one before. But since my baby boy is asking so nicely...

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At my funeral, can you play the barbie girl song? That's my last request. 🛐

Ofc bbg

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KRIS YOU STUPID WHORE, STOP IT. YOUR NOT GONNA CUM (pun intended) BACK THIS TIME.

William, I just wanna say I am sorry and apologize for Kris. He doesn't deserve to be punished (kinda).

William, I'm bored and unmotivated

Break my back like a glow stick 🤩✋

Like a glow stick? Never heard that one before. But since my baby boy is asking so nicely...

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Damn. I guess he really do "always come back"

William, I'm bored and unmotivated

Break my back like a glow stick 🤩✋

Like a glow stick? Never heard that one before. But since my baby boy is asking so nicely...

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BRB planning your funeral-

William, I'm bored and unmotivated

Break my back like a glow stick 🤩✋

Like a glow stick? Never heard that one before. But since my baby boy is asking so nicely...

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Truly please, do not. I think you should read this 👇

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/6yc9g0/101_reasons_to_stay_alive/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I'm gonna break one day...

I'll end up killing myself just so no one has to deal with me anymore

I'm scared of myself.

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Henry can we go get our nails painted pls I want to yassify you

I'm sorry, what?

I don't know what that means...

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Kicking my feet rn-

But idk..

Y'know what imma cut to the chase-

I want you to ruin me ♥️

Okay but like..

Micheal why are you hot?

Awe, well thank you.

But I'm not sure, sweetheart. Why are you so cute?

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Send asks please 🥺

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@po1songore I FOUND THEM

ARE YOU OURPLEAFTONSGF? bc if so holy fucking shit I missed you. Are you okay? I lowkey kinda thought you died

💀YES IM SORRY MY LAST POST WAS “ARRIVADERCI” (goodbye in italian) than like 2 mins later i deleted the whole account also, If you want proof its actually me, we did the most.. interesting things in dms and related a lot 

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Proof?? But uhm hello bestie

ARE YOU OURPLEAFTONSGF? bc if so holy fucking shit I missed you. Are you okay? I lowkey kinda thought you died

💀YES IM SORRY MY LAST POST WAS “ARRIVADERCI” (goodbye in italian) than like 2 mins later i deleted the whole account also, If you want proof its actually me, we did the most.. interesting things in dms and related a lot 

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I went on a rant because I’m sick of straight people asking me why it’s so hard for me to date