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I get progressively uglier throughout the day
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call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
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everything good makes you fat an addict or broke
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*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
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whats with parents and comparing you with other peoples kids………
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*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*
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Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today.
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”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye
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everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life
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me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*
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