I'm all about having fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to Seaworld, take my pants off. Follow @cjmasse
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When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
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cop: where were you last night? shakira: at home sleeping shakira’s hips: she was at the club where the murder took place shakira: son of a
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Actors, man...
this is still wigging me out a little
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Obligatory Pretty Girlfriend Reblog

I felt v powerful last night
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