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You should marry a clown.

If they can commit to the bit, they can commit to you.

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You order large fries.

They give you a large amount of fries.

But the fries themselves are the same size.

They have taken us for fools!

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I HAVE A PAPERCUT

HOW

HOW DID THE PAPER FIND ME?!

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Ran outta fuel?

Slather your ship in marmalade!

Helpful ants will carry you to the nearest designated picnic area.

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Is there a setting I can disable regarding double tapping on posts to "like" them? I frequently do it by accident. My enthusiasm for things is way lower than it appears.

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🎵 He's the one they call Doctor Zoidberg

🎵 He's the one that makes you feel all right

🎵 He's the one they call Doctor Zoidberg

🎵 He doesn't know you need your spine

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Look, I'm not an idiot.

If you can have caramel sea salt, then that means that somewhere, there must be a caramel sea.

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So, basically, I can now confirm that the dude in Dracula having weird dreams after eating paprika, isn't such an unreasonable conclusion.

(I ate something with hot sauce before bed and this is the result. Very vivid dreams. Including libraries and ball pits.)

Libraries should have ball pits.

This came to me in a dream.

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Libraries should have ball pits.

This came to me in a dream.

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Sleeveless shirts have been done to death.

The future of fashion is shirts with extra sleeves.

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Remember to check the wind direction, before throwing all caution to it.

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Gonna leave a slice of ham on one of my posts so people have to read until they find the ham

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Not enough people say AWOOOOOOOGA any more

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I actually have the capacity to be really smart.

I have two brains.

But they fight.

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I hope you're ready!

I hope you're all ready!

To write the date wrong!

For three months!

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Shigeru Komatsuzaki