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From the OP: "If you sit at a desk or stare at your phone all day, this is for you. Here's how to undo the damage: - Banded Chin Tucks - Strengthen your neck flexors and fight forward head posture - Banded Pull-Aparts - Target your rotator cuff and improve shoulder stability - Banded Abduction - Activate the midline of your scapula for better posture - Lateral Deltoid Raises - Build shoulder stability and control - Banded Up-and-Overs – Boost scapular mobility and range of motion These simple banded drills will help you stand taller, move better, and feel stronger - even after hours at a desk."

Some of these are the same or similar to the exercises my physical therapist taught me.

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again that rat man thing wheres the fucking post

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jkasjdkasjksajfdasfdsafd goodbye

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happy pride from the trans flag on the floor in deep space nine

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saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

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I am a trans guy and I work with kids.

Today at work, some kids were calling me she/her because they thought I was a girl. No problem, they're kids. One of the kids when corrected goes "wait, you're a boy?"

My supervisor gets the attention of the kids and goes "Hey, that was a little rude." She points to a girl. "How would you feel if I went up to you and said 'wait, you're a girl??"

"Sad," says the little girl.

"Right," says my supervisor. "Well, I didn't get to go over pronouns when I first introduced [me and my coworkers]." She points at me. "Ray is he/him." She points at my (cisgender) coworker. "[Coworker] is he/him." She points at my other (also cisgender) coworker. "[Coworker] is she/her. Got it?"

"Yes," chorus the kids.

"Great! I don't want to hear any more about it, then."

Then, Satan rose from the ground followed by six demons surrounded by hellfire and brimstone, he stole and ate the children's souls, all the kids magically became transgender and the spirit of the woke deep state possessed me and I began reciting Karl Marx to the eager now-socialist children, forever corrupted by the horrors of the transgenders in the workforce!

Just kidding. We went back to doing math problems.

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yeah

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Happy Valentines

“But where is…” I worked on this for the past month and coincidentally “finished" it on Valentines day, I’m like the worlds slowest artist _(ゝヽε:)ﾉ I’m sorry, I’m old and tired and sorry for all the crap and errors. Interested in the type of inking brush i used? Its for Clipstudio and I found it here: Artemus “hard” version

(Also funny Trivia: “Goro”, and I shit you not, was the name of my cat.) Anyways Happy Valentines, if you are lonely and annoyed then hey at least your OTPs can be happy right? *shot to moon*

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you can start anytime.

you can brush your teeth in the middle of the day. you can wash the dishes at 2am. you can do things outside the normal times assigned by society.