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So your little guy has decided to join the Navy!

Sure, it’s a little strange for a 3 yr. old to up and say, “Hey, parents, I’m enlisting. Thanks for supporting me in my decision to serve my country” when they can’t even read yet, but your toddler has never done anything by the book. While other kids were playing with blocks, your kid was teaching himself how to tie knots (you don’t know where he learned it from.) Before he could even speak, he was singing “Anchors Aweigh”, and you didn’t even know it was the fight song of the United States Naval Academy and the march of the United States Navy until your neighbor had to point it out to you!

And so now the day has come for your toddler to ship off. What will he make of himself? Will he learn how to eat with a real fork? Will he be able to keep that adorable speech impediment where he substitutes his "r's" for "w's", or will the Navy wash it out of him? Are you even doing the right thing by sending your toddler off to sea with a crew of grown adults who are not his parents? It might be illegal, but there's no time to think about it now! Let other people question your parenting decisions - right now, you've got to suit that little guy up in this toddler sailor costume and get him ready to set sail! Farewell to toddler joys! Anchors aweigh, little buddy, anchors aweigh!

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Are you pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? Do you plan on finding out what that is?

If so, we think we may just have the costume for you this year. Relax! You don’t have to build the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good (and who wanna learn to do other stuff good too) to be a hero this Halloween; you just have to save the day, or at least the fashion show, by wearing this Derek Zoolander Costume, straight off the runway from the box office hit film Zoolander.

You already know that a male model’s life is a precious, precious commodity, which is why you cannot wait to step straight into the fashion limelight tonight. In this vinyl-adorned jacket and printed red pants, you can become instantly recognizable as your favorite Hollywood hunk...well, as long as you get that Blue Steel look down pat. Once you slip on the black wig included with this officially licensed ensemble, you will be fully ready to join Hansel and take on the evil Mugatu. So don’t be a derelicte; if you have always wanted to break dance fight your way to a victory, now is your moment. Grab it by the...pantsuit!

Blue Steel look down!

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Those snake charmers are brave, their skills are pretty impressive. If you've ever wanted to try your hand at it but can't seem to come up with the guts than you might want to start with this bony little guy. You might see it as cheating since he doesn't seem to have any guts either, but his demeanor still seems pretty intimidating. So get out that flute and basket you've been storing, it's time to pursue your dream.

Whatever the plans are for your cobra skeleton, you're sure to get a few shrieks if you put this bad boy out when the trick-or-treaters are heading to your front door. While all of those creepy scales are gone, his reared up head that's ready to lunge is sure to make the skin of any Halloween revelers crawl. Make sure you've got that anti-venom ready when you're playing the flute for this fellow. He's pretty unpredictable, even in the afterlife.