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IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE NEW TUMBLR TERMS AND SERVICES LIKE WHO EVEN WROTE THIS THING

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Lady Captain America and Lady Thor

Art by Yasmine Putri

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As the French press laughs (x).

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CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

heather franzen

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Reblogged purely for this amazing gif.

When you FINALLY get an internship after months of applications and rejections

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The Houses.

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For all my non-law friends: this has been my year. 

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Do You Hear the Fandoms Sing? A Parody of “Do You Hear the People Sing?” Written and Performed by Codot

Do you hear the fandoms sing? Singing of love that isn’t there? Between the people that we know  will never lay their feelings bare? When we put our pen to page, or place our fingers on the keys, Our ships will sail through the feels  of our OTPs.

Will you join in the belief that John and Sherlock are a thing? Or do you think instead that Castiel would spread his wings For a Winchester boy? Holy shit what a joy, what a fling!

Do you hear the fandoms sing? Singing of love that isn’t there? Between the people that we know  will never lay their feelings bare? When we put our pen to page, or place our fingers on the keys, Our ships will sail through the feels  of our OTPs.

We know Tony and the Cap will share a love that’s filled with sass, and we know Jonathan Crane, will lust for Edward Nygma’s ass, We will churn fanfics out, Let us sing it or shout it en masse!

Do you hear the fandoms sing? Singing of love that isn’t there? Between the people that we know  will never lay their feelings bare? When we put our pen to page, or place our fingers on the keys, Our ships will sail through the feels  of our OTPs.

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Jon Stewart tells it like it is. A great clip. If you haven’t seen it, WATCH IT. 

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As a writer, I need an enormous amount of time alone. Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials. It’s a matter of doing everything you can to avoid writing, until it is about four in the morning and you reach the point where you have to write. Having anybody watching that or attempting to share it with me would be grisly.

Paul Rudnik (via writersrelief)

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“As a woman, my health is important to me.

So when it comes to that time of the month, I don’t trust my body with just anyone.

That’s why I choose the one brand of tampon created by the people that know my body best: the gentlemen of the Republican Party.

G.O.B. Tampons — designed with all the knowledge of a woman’s anatomy that only comes from being a 60-plus-year-old conservative man.”

— Saturday Night Live

(inothernews)

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my conclusion about supernatural is that sam is the protagonist and dean is the hero

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