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Unsolved Mass Effect Mysteries: why in the fuck, when they had basically set it up for themselves, did they not make Miranda a sexy combat secretary

i mean if you’re going to make a character gratuitously hot, just throw in some porn cliches too

and she’s basically shepard’s secretary right

i mean

what is wrong with you bioware :( :( :(

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“vakarian, sir, i didn’t see you arrive…”

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Just a text-free version. Not sure why anyone would want a portrait of my Shep since we all have our own, but you know, just in case. 

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You have come too far, Shepard

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still thinking about Liara T’Soni as Indiana Jones 

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It was a missed opportunity on Bioware's part not to call it 'Mass Effect: Calibrated Edition'.

shit they need to hire this anon right now

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happy birth @jawlipops ko-fi

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can’t wait to fall in love with her in 4k 💙

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I guess Bioware hates my baby boi

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When you take Garrus to Noveria

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That trailer, huh. 😌

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Vigil by AnastasiaMorning

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“My son… he died with the respect of his men.”

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I finished mass effect 3 and I’M FUCKED