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i love u big mike :(

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GIF MAKER PEOPLE I AM BEGGGGGGGING YOU TO GIF THE DOG POUND STEEL CAGE MATCH NJPW JUST HAD SPECIFICIALLY THE POST MATCH STUFF WITH DAVID FINLAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

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i remember when this guy was barely an afterthought for most. i remember people saying he sucked and that he would never succeed. i remember the day he turned on jay white and everybody doubted him because they didn't see anything in him

i never gave up on this guy and i'm so unbelievably proud of him for how far he's come. his future is incredibly bright

david finlay, your 2025 new japan cup winner

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😈😈😈🍽️请用！

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💕💗 HANGMAN X SWERVE + valentine sweethearts💗💕

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so i’ve recently found out about the lore between kevin steen and steve corino and how the FUCK do they not have anything on AO3 DUDE WHATTTTTT

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IT SHOULD BE ME

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i got one thing to say after the clusterfuck that was the finish to full gear last night:

FUCK tony khan for edging me like that with that hangmox tease!!!!! like are you FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!! YOU CANT JUST TEASE THAT AND NOT FOLLOW IT UP WITH ANYTHING?!?!?!?!?!? FFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/60198097

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I'm slightly obsessing again

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"I love my soap operas" i say as i turn on yet another wrestling show

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Hangman hardcore matches are like religious plays and I've never felt god more than I have watching them

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it feels so wild to have so many active interests. *slaps brain* this thing can fit so many funny little guys in it!!

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Deadpool was all of us in this scene.

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Oh, hello there! So you've just watched CM Punk wrestle for the first time and you're enchanted with the way he suffers on his knees?

Check out these matches if you want to see more of that.

1. CM Punk vs MJF Dog Collar Match at AEW Revolution 2022 [link]

2. CM Punk vs Samoa Joe III at ROH All Star Extravaganza II 2004 [link]

3. CM Punk vs Brock Lesnar No DQ at WWE Summerslam 2013 [link]

4. CM Punk vs Mystery Opponent (it's William Regal) on WWE RAW #792 [link 40:45]

5. CM Punk vs Jimmy Rave Dog Collar Match at ROH Manhattan Mayhem 2005 [link] [link 1:49:30]

6. CM Punk vs Eddie Kingston at AEW Full Gear 2021 [link]

7. CM Punk vs Jon Moxley at AEW All Out 2022 [link]

8. CM Punk vs Wardlow on AEW Dynamite 01/12/2022 [link 10:40]

9. CM Punk vs Raven Dog Collar Match at ROH Death Before Dishonor 2003 [link] [link 2:32:45] <- 2nd link has more of the post match angle

10. CM Punk vs Curtis Axel (ft. Paul Heyman) on WWE RAW #1057 [link] <- this is a post match angle, I lied to you

11. CM Punk vs Luke Harper on WWE RAW #1067 [link 0:30]

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There's something hilarious about him shaving only above the knee.