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I honor Martin Luther King Jr. today and every other day. Respect.
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1. Showing sick kids ✅
2. Shading ex husband ✅
3. Evacuation = 2 miles away ✅
4. Mother Theresa to the city of LA ✅
5. Gloating ✅
6. I and I and I and I and I and I ✅
7. Buying bot likes for posts ✅
8. Bringing in enablers to troll ✅
9. Inappropriate personal commentary on posts ✅
10. Carefully curating Instagram posts during an emergency ✅
I could go on and on
Nothing has changed in 🦎 land
Didn’t expect it to
... if it's the same car, then he's helping her carry stuff out of the house
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You are reminding me of the ridiculous garage sale, Dru buying up the autographed Bibles
She donated some items to the LA Dream Center… after Armie’s other bff showed his philanthropy
while Lizzie reposts another one of her countless pathetic IG stories and tags LA Fire Departmet all over the place … Armie's bff is like: here are my ready-to-wear sizes, I have plenty of clothes, come and get what you need
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Reading her fire related posts is like reading Trump’s statement on the passing of President Carter.
To top it off, a child has the flu. Of course.
Lizzie ... who managed to take pics of the evacuation of the hamster on her insta ... but did not manage to take her children's passports
... she's a walking mess in her forties
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The things that make you go hhhmmm...
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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. I’m not joining this party. I find no joy in Demi Moore shading Kylie Jenner. However, Timmy bringing that woman to a prestigious industry event is despicable. He needs to do some serious soul-searching.
and no, Kris.
it DEFINITELY doesn't work.
I love you Demi.
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Honestly, I think that’s a dick move. If Tim had the audacity to bring her to this event, he should’ve had the balls to allow her to sit next to him when his name was called. You don’t get it both ways. This whole shit show is on him. Tim picked out this fish from the sea. He signed the contract. It’s also long overdue he clean up this mess.
Presentation of the nominees for the Best Actor award… all are filmed while they are at the table and therefore very surrounded.
Very surrounded except for one sitting next to an empty chair…
What is the reason?
- an urgent need to go pee on the rhododendrons?
- the need to powder their nostrils?
- “get out of here, if I win I don’t want to have to kiss you in front of the whole world because you mean nothing to me”
So… your opinion?
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@zuzla33 It is not only embarrassing. It is highly disrespectful. To enable the media to put this much attention on someone at an event where the people being nominated for their actual hard work should be in the spotlight. I don't care how good of an actor you are, treat your peers, who work their ass off during the year to pay the bills, a little common courtesy.
All im going to say is….she has a makeup launch coming out today…..
It would be easier for me to believe they weren’t at least somewhat dating for PR if she wasn’t launching a product every time they’re in “public” together.
😂
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Slight edit: What if he wins, does he thank her for being such a supportive "partner in crime" (aka beard)?
so many questions before tonight … will he gently burp in her mouth again? … will they again be as "shy and low-key" as last year in front of the photographer who was hired just for them? … how many checking looks into the camera does Miss KJ give us? … will he move his thin limb up her ass again when he gets that look from PR Jessica? … who will Miss KJ ban him from taking a picture with today? … or (god forbid) we get a pic of her without retouching … ok that's too much ... not gonna happen
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Does he already know he is going to lose, and so he is safe to bring her to the event?
What if he wins, does he thank her for being such a supportive partner?
so many questions before tonight … will he gently burp in her mouth again? … will they again be as "shy and low-key" as last year in front of the photographer who was hired just for them? … how many checking looks into the camera does Miss KJ give us? … will he move his thin limb up her ass again when he gets that look from PR Jessica? … who will Miss KJ ban him from taking a picture with today? … or (god forbid) we get a pic of her without retouching … ok that's too much ... not gonna happen
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Pauly and Armie watching basketball on January 4, 2024


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Pauly and Armie watching basketball on January 4, 2024


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I’m starting to think Liz controlled Armie to such an extent because he was so blazè about his KiNkS that she was trying to stamp that out of him. Wrong approach entirely, of course, I’m not saying she was right to do it, but now that he’s “free” and feels like he’s redeemed, he’s just putting all that gross shit out there again like it means nothing. I’ve cringed at three different quotes I’ve seen from that one guest podcast so far, I’m dreading the full interview. He really doesn’t give a shit about what his kids will read one day and that kinda blows my mind. He fought for them to remain offline but doesn’t care what they’ll see when they log on? Exactly how many interviews does he need to do addressing that he’s kinky? We get it!
Was there ever a guy in your high school, who was just that~ guy. Constantly boasting or waffling about his dating, sex life, whatever. And it's done in such an over the top, constant manner *high five bro!!!!!!!!!! you GeT mE*, when in reality he was a v insecure, single pringle working nothing but his dominant hand on the weekends.
And or, there was a closet involved. Yaknow?
This feels.....similar lol.
Also, I've peeked into a couple of comment sections of this shit and phew, it's not good. AT ALL. So yeah, I don't get the point other than the fog horn protests~ too much, it's been half a decade trying to sell THIS version of you. No one is really buying that, either. People just find it ott and creepy. Abort!
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I’ve been contemplating whether he’s been doing Bob Dylan cosplay. Still deep into the brooding like Butler was into the voice. 🤷♀️
... this huge difference between Timotheé doing this blockbuster macho macho promo
... and Timmy, who is supported to be more himself
I'm just leaving it here for comparison
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Is it normal to call a love interest “a partner in crime”?
IYKYK
I guess everyone is in on the game.
totally avoiding mentioning her name and going forward answering as if she had not even been named ...
tell me truth without telling me truth.. nothing more clear than that.
cr. video @new-sandrafilter
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I want front row seats @saria666 yo yo yo
Me since 2020 : These are 4-6 week set-ups with women for attention, every one of them ended with a media debut and out the door, anything else is bs.
Armie in 2025: So I set this up to scoop up these women for 6 weeks of AMAZZZING SEX BECAUSE HETTT KINK HETTT, and then i was like ok bye!!!!
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