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cmziphon · 3 years ago

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it is apparently not satire cause they blocked me

#IM FUCKING REELING #THIS IS HILARIOUS

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cmziphon · 3 years ago

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You are wrong. Because Paul is alive he actually told me he was gay and supports abortion.

Untrue. This is simply untrue.

#listen ik theyre probably young and are gonna look back w contempt #but for now this is so funny #paul mccartney rly told me he supports abortion #and he said that hes secretly extra gay and likes men

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cmziphon · 3 years ago

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Ok, I just cannot be silent about this. It is not appropriate AT ALL to force the gay lifestyle on someone who is not gay. Davy Jones from the Monkees is not gay. That is a fact. It cannot be disputed. Making jokes that he is gay is not funny at all, it is just extremely inappropriate.

#holy shit this is hilarious #what do i even say #god this is so fucking funny #idk davy jones came through my ouija board and said he fucked a dude so :/

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cmziphon · 3 years ago

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IM LAUGHING SO HARD

Ok, I just cannot be silent about this. It is not appropriate AT ALL to force the gay lifestyle on someone who is not gay. Davy Jones from the Monkees is not gay. That is a fact. It cannot be disputed. Making jokes that he is gay is not funny at all, it is just extremely inappropriate.

#ik this probably isnt satire but its just so funny

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cmziphon · 3 years ago

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first valorant art! hoping to do each of the agents eventually!

#art reblog #yoru #valorant #yoru fanart #yoru art #valorant fanart #valorant art

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cmziphon · 3 years ago

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first valorant art! hoping to do each of the agents eventually!

#yoru #valorant #art #valorant fanart #valorant art #yoru art #cmz #yoru fanart

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cmziphon · 4 years ago

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My entire life feels like that one time Pitbull tweeted that if he was a dog he’d be a Chihuahua

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cmziphon · 4 years ago

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Artist: This painting is going great! Just have to work out the kinks!

Painting: choke me daddy

Artist: what the fuck

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cmziphon · 4 years ago

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I'm 10/10 and you should all love and appreciate me. That's it. That's the post. I'm like... amazing. No, you know what? I'm 16/10. 16. That's not even possible. Like 160% of a human. I'm ultra human. Transcended onto another level. And I'll keep transcending until I finally kill god

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cmziphon · 4 years ago

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what am i doing here?

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