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cafinationAddict: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

complicationTailer: And Here We Have A Capitalist

cervidCandelbearer: Did yo~u~ j~u~stZ

goatedGuardian: let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

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Kamain: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a legislacurator if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.

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Limuli’s troll call card.

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Limuli: I’m not unhappy r-d I’m just- how do you explain resting bitch face to a robot?

Sleip: you see her neutral face looks pissed but it doesn’t mean that she’s mad. Except for when she is mad! Which is usually….

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Kovouri’s troll call

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Mazaco: I know what you are,

Kovouri in her purple blood disguise thinking: a lime blood.

Mazaco thinking: lesbian.

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Mazaco: I wish I had acid. Thank you, sufferer. Amen.

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*Aktina and Kovouri looking at a locked gate into a park*

Aktina: Aw. :(

Kovouri: You know what they say.

Aktina: Please don’t-

Kovouri: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*

Aktina: Fuck-

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Tanngri: You know, you were right.

Kovouri: About what specifically? Because I’m right about a lot of things.

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Admins are @cobalt-axolotl and @codyton

All of the characters in the au

Trolls:

Mesony Archit (typheusCulled)

Aktina Tsyncou (typicalGeneric)

Tanngri Pyren (goatedGuardian)

Sleip Caballus (caffinationAddict)

Angil Pandun (timelessCaptain)

Kamain Poro (crocodilianArbiter)

Mazaco Ferthur (cervidCandlebearer)

Eyuma Tyto (grubCollector)

Bastei Mata (tigerTemptress)

Limuli brachyura (complicationTailer) (he he problem sleuth reference)

Kovouri Velona (carcinizedAbhorrent)

Trigo Beyla (totalConspiracist)

Cato Bubal (adrenalineAdelaide)

Mesha Ovisi (goneTrading)

Humans:

Nick

Clover

Adri

Lizz

Andrea

Sam

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Trigo: Mesony, you love me, right?

Mesony: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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Tanngri: I’ve only had Mazaco for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Eyuma: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.

Cato: *laughs* Book recommendation? I can’t read!

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Tanngri: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.

Trigo: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that alternia is actually flat?

Tanngri: *Takes away trigo’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.

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Tanngri: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Mazaco: What? No, I—

Sleip: *enters room*

Tanngri: *jaw clenches*

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Sleip: Eyuma? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry?

Eyuma: Sleip, I swear to god—

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Aktina: Bonjour, Kovouri. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Kovouri: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Aktina: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.