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already mourning alex blake and i haven't lost her yet
#her and reid are actually special to me btw#i've never gotten this far in criminal minds i'm pretty sure#and i've alex for fourteen episodes and i don't want to lose her
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unrequited love (beard watching ted leave the funeral with sassy)
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Things Duke Crocker didn't deserve:
-All of that™️
Things Duke Crocker did deserve:
-Happiness, understanding, forgiveness, a hug, people who would actually communicate with him, living, icecream, nice things
#maybe if he was told I love you by anyone other than MARA in a joking way#or Audrey AS HE WAS DYINGGGG#he’d have survived#🤷♀️#duke crocker
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me (after seeing keeley having drawings of a dress on her wall, which literally mean nothing and is most likely because she's a fashionable model): keeley's childhood dream was to be a fashion designer
#fashion designer keeley au cooking in my brain now#think about how good that would be for rebecca tho!!! this woman who thinks she's the hottest thing alive designing gowns for her!!!#< prev is SOOOO real!!#Keeley designing dresses for Rebecca ….. helping her find ones that flatter her body too like a stylist ….
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debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out
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me (after seeing keeley having drawings of a dress on her wall, which literally mean nothing and is most likely because she's a fashionable model): keeley's childhood dream was to be a fashion designer
#keeley taking nate to get fitted for a suit and checking out the sizing with the man working there#fashion designer wannabe keeley who has books and books full of sketches but she's pretty and from a young age sexualized so#why not become a model instead. transfer her love for fashion into showing off her body instead of designing#keeley jones
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like IMAGINE if beard said this to ANYONE else!!! we were so close to having a breakthrough with him!!! so close!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but mary (who looks like This when her jealous possessive violent boyfriend chases beard out of their flat After intentionally spurring him on by saying beard is a trouserless man......okay)
just says that "why can't it be both?"
like NOOOOO!!!!!!! don't reinforce the idea that there's nothing wronggggggg. he was thisss close!!!!
#but what are regionals? they're THIS close pierce!!! is all i can think about when i say this close lmao#🤏🤏🤏 THIS CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#two bitches looking at each other going exactlyyyyyyyyyy#do not get any good vibes with the fact that darren + mary are intentionally supposed to parallel beardjane in some way#like no thank you!#they even show up to his wedding with a baby while jane is pregnant??????? hate it here
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the diamond dogs, beard after hours version
#unhelpful mind you.#the ''people'' beard actually talks to jane about. darren + the pub trio don't count bc he doesn't mention jane with them#he tries to talk to mae about jane. mae yells at him about the match#he tries to ask for advice from mary about if he has a problem and mary (who is into violent jealous men btw) just encourages him#and then he prays to god ...................... and ofc he takes the rain stopping as a sign from god to be with jane so like.#who needs genuine support when he's got these bitches going exactlyyyy
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there's something almost addictive about smoking cigarettes
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how can i explain to my dogs that No they do not need to go outside rn….it is 92 degrees, and apparently feels 95
#we have stone stairs that lead down to the grass area and if my bare feet can barely walk on the stone#their little dog paws definitely can’t#they just went out and we rushedddd to the grass as fast as we could#but by god is it hot outside#tomorrow’s supposed to be 96
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We all have that one mutual that doesn't follow us
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beardjane having about a 12 year age gap and rebecca and rupert being married for 12 years
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why is my tumblr app not letting me post.....
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I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
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tumblr was the blueprint for all internet discourse and I stand by that. everything currently being talked about on twitter and tik tok now was already covered in the tumblr 2010-2014 era
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genuinely so sick and tired of the queer discourse of “you can’t identify as that because it invalidates me” like it isn’t about it youuuuu
#every other TikTok i swear#and people who very seriously tell someone they’re invalidating themselves……#like maybe ? it’s not your position to determine what that person finds invalidating ???
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