coal-wings-and-cold-fronts
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indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"
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skyrim isn't really even a game to me anymore it's like a bar with several health code violations that knows my order every time i come over and i swear i'll kick the habit and stop coming around but i still come back whenever it gets a bit chilly and need someplace to warm my bones
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coal-wings-and-cold-fronts · 10 hours ago
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Naps are a forbidden technique, I think. If you pull them off just right you'll access a pool of near-endless rejuvenating power, but if you mess up some inscrutable part of the ritual your vitality and might will be sapped and you'll be left at the mercy of your opponents
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being turned into a worm would make blogging difficult but nothing can stop me. *inches my way to the F key*
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coal-wings-and-cold-fronts · 11 hours ago
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me after 5 minutes of socializing: i’ve earned 3 days of silence
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coal-wings-and-cold-fronts · 11 hours ago
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when someone says "why would you want a physical copy of that? you can just stream it" i physically recoil. a feeling of dread comes over me like an evil spirit just passed through my body
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coal-wings-and-cold-fronts · 11 hours ago
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*cools ur dashboard down*
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coal-wings-and-cold-fronts · 11 hours ago
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men love to tell you unprompted how much they dislike chihuahuas
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coal-wings-and-cold-fronts · 21 hours ago
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beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone
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coal-wings-and-cold-fronts · 21 hours ago
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the biggest loss of animated movies trending towards sympathetic villains/no villains is that we dont get enough crazy death scenes anymore. stuff like tarzan's villain accidentally hanging himself or help i'm a fish's villain drowning and floating away silently on screen. sometimes your movies just need stuff to scare 8 year olds shitless. its good for the enviroment i think. probably.
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jax had some amazing expressions in the newest episode, i just had to draw them
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wanted to talk ab this little detail in this scene that i find Sad
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ragatha’s first instinct here was to panic and brace herself for some kind of verbal backlash because of the outburst earlier. pomni didn’t even sound mad or irritated in her delivery, but ragatha’s expression still 100% reads “she must be upset with me for yelling”
whoever said that her feigned optimism is a fawn response instead of toxic positivity hit the nail Right on the head i think.
her mom must have been pretty awful
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A frosty, foggy world.
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