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I FUCKING LOVE CUCUMBER QUEST
NIGHTMARE KNIGHT - Cucumber Quest
PROPAGANDA:
He needs a HUG and a REST
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perfection.
captain from ror2

Captain (Risk of Rain 2) is an Anime Girl!
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Likely somebody going through your blog and liking everything.
((I LEAVE FOR 1 DAY-
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i need my tumblr privileges revoked
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my theme song is tenebre rosso sangue by heaven pierce her
Sorry, but why is your theme song Forgot the Cry of Gulls by Chris Christodoulou?? I'm sorry but this song just screams you for some reason-
((I can’t seem to find that one could you send me a link?
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bandit and captain both kings AS THEY SHOULD.

pack on the way for balatro
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i need my tumblr privileges revoked
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it's me but like
I think it whenever I do it, I get afraid
I know others can do it w/o being romantic, but I can't 😭
Get a load of this guy who is so far removed from the concept of intimacy that they cannot fathom the idea of two people being physically and emotionally close to one another without it being romantic

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You can come in now.
I’m done.
@hired-blade
..alright.
*He gets up, stomping over to his quarters - and bumping into Engineer's corpse.*
.. fucking hell..? Mercenary, the hell's this!? WHERE ARE YOU!?
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OH HELL
god, so super sorry. I was going to try and kinda make it implied that they were at least friends because I didn't want to push it, but then everybody kinda said it was a thing and I automatically fit that for everyone
I'm so super sorry dude, yeah if you come back I'll like. Act like you don't exist. or hate you
either way, hope you have a great time away from the blog!!
((So, I think I'm gonna leave this blog for a bit.))
((I'm just not having as much fun anymore, admittedly.
And something I should have addressed in the beginning is that I personally don't really like the fact that everyone assumes Bandit and Captain are a thing. They never were and I never wanted them to be. Don't get me wrong, I'm not mad at anyone! I don't want anyone having the blame for that but myself. I thought I as Bandit had stated it, but I as the blog runner should have made it clear and reinforced that.
I'm really sorry for not saying anything before. I'm terrified of confrontation and setting boundaries, and it's something I'm working on, and I didn't want my fiancé to say anything for me.
This wasn't something I had wanted to come from this blog, but I've been feeling a bit stressed whenever I do come on and make a post. So for my own good I'm stepping back for the time being.
Again, nobody is at fault except for me. I might be back, I do love playing as Bandit. But for now, I'm gonna take a bit for my own sake. Have fun y'all, stay silly.))
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captain x bandit
there is a shortage (no there ISNT there's like 500 DIFFERENT THINGS OF THEM ITS LITERALLY THE MOST POPULAR AHIP ARE YOU AN IDIOT COAL)
I think its called bandain idk...
I will draw your Risk of Rain ships!!
Give me a ship in my asks and I will draw it :]!!
Rules below!
* I have the right to decline a ship if I feel like it.
* I will not draw any poses or actions if asked, I will draw what I want and what I see fit.
* Polygamous is 100% allowed! please limit it to 3-4 individuals though, I will not draw more than that.
* If you know the ship tag for survivors then please provide it (ex: Bandificer) otherwise it will not have that tag on the post!
* It will only be small sketches or doodles, do not expect a full effort drawing of the ship you gave. Effort will vary.
* Do not expect NSFW or implied 18+.
* I will not draw Providence or Mithrix in these ships, it is purely for the survivors you can play as.
* I can change and adjust the rules as I see fit.
unrelated tag and blog info below
Simple things for sorting
This is mainly a Wizard with a Gun and Risk of Rain art blog, although I will reblog unrelated things as well.
olearter is my serious art tag
little ol' doodles is my silly drawing tag
enjoy the nonsense
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[En?force?r」?
I'm h??ere t?o tal?k.
Wh?y'd y????ou 『wa?nt to ta???lk】 wit?h me?
- @escaped-prisoner
*A gentle vrring starts, before static electricity fills the air, Enforcer gets up from its resting place against the rock. It stands*
You are to be returned. All drones have been disabled and rendered useless. This is your last chance to surrender before I bring harm to the immediate entities and subjects in the vicinity.
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uhm.
this
it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply so not enjoy being treated like shit.
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ye, sure.
okay so. Suggestion. Could cap be lying about the whole suit thing and no one is bothering to check? It makes no sense that a suit would have a remote shutoff, excess grimdark "bomb if ur head do what i say" kinda vibes. For what reason, to enforce order? The crew it already supposed to be loyal, otherwise u.e.s wouldn't hire then. Just makes no sense as an outsider and seems like a cheap power grab
((it looks like somebody figured it out that's what I have been tRYING TO DO
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ghhgggghfhfh
is it possible to for care to be invasive
saving this for main bc I'm not bothering everybody else but likeeeeee
Asvaf at yasyncabsgegdan wgbanac ga
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if I live in florida as a gay man how fucked am I
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