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feeling very magical today so nobody in the world better piss me off

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Kind of obsessed with their fashion

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I don't know why I did my hair and nails as if I'm going anywhere tomorrow. It's going to be in the high 90s all day...

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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my mutuals

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

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Judges and attorneys hoping to avoid unflattering portraits have spent years trying to stay on her good side. “The lawyers love me,” she said. “They all come up to me and they want to buy sketches.” The men tend to be “much more conscious of how they look” than the women. “They all want more hair, they want me to make them thinner. It’s so funny. I just love it when male lawyers talk to me. It’s so cute.”

Mona Shafer Edwards.

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quit your job. you need to spend more time making posts that are a little too honest and personal & potentially embarassing yourself on tumblr

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Near Minya, Egypt. Carpets line the way to a newly discovered tomb of mummies dating to the Greco-Roman period two thousand years ago.

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Today's episode of insufferable attention whores features the left's favorite rape apologist:

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And these are the people who wonder why they never win anything lol. Like yeah making your entire personality and political identity that of an edgelord 7th grader who realized he’ll get a rise out of his parents by saying really obviously ugly things is really unappealing to anyone who mentally progressed past middle school

Really, how is this functionally any different from a Republican wearing an offensive T-shirt or MAGA hat to trigger the libs? It’s not. Same thing with the Hasan stans screaming "it's just a joke omfg" on twitter. Republicans constantly deflect criticism against their obviously offensive statements with "omg libs can't take a joke XD"