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what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe

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thank u dashcon 2 for the tasty piss

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The Duel (Dashcon 2, 2025)

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Dashcon 2

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YOUTUBER STRANGE ERONS IS IN MY HOUSE! SHE HAS TAKEN THE FORM OF A CURSED DOLL AND INVITED ONE OF HER BEASTS! ITS EYES BECKON ME INTO HELL, AND I PISS ON THE HARDWOOD FLOOR AT ITS CALL! FOR SHAME! FOR SHAME! FOR SHAME!

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one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism

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Having a job is great because it allowed me to destroy any chance of paying my credit card cuz I bought a mcr ticket

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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ONE

WEEK

UNTIL

DASHCON!!!!!!!!

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help

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you can start anytime.

you can brush your teeth in the middle of the day. you can wash the dishes at 2am. you can do things outside the normal times assigned by society.

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house mice & deer mice

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if this tweet doesn’t make perfect sense to u immediately then u weren’t meant to understand it