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if you could read my mind by Gordon lightfoot makes me ugly cry it’s so heartbreaking. what do you mean “i don’t know where we went wrong but the feeling’s gone and i just can’t get it back”

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me on the autism and adhd website: okay that’s cool but surely none of these things apply to me, a fully functional adult who always has their shit together haha! i just really like it here why do you ask haha!

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Excited to share my first linocut, based on the three meme kittens that I love.

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basil in smoothies sounds like a foolish endeavor but is actually incredibly genius

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"diet plan" obviously the harpies are going to descend upon me and tear the flesh from my thigh as divine punishment, thus rendering me bleeding out and dying and also exactly at my goal weight. easy peasy

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and orchids some kind of high class stripper (flashy, delicate, overtly sexual)

Most flowers are maidenlike and virginal, but magnolias are milfs. They're buxom. They're spilling all over. Rubenesque. It's a sexy flower

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comic about slop

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i love libby i love libby i love libby

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does anyone know how many ways there are to leave your lover. feel like there's gotta be at least 2 or 3

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i just realized a space opera is not an opera about space

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im sure someone has thought of this before but florence welch is completely analogous to hozier - both northern water gods transmuted into pop stars

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sleigh-bells are the first thing you hear on OK Computer. ergo: it’s a clandestine Christmas album. ‘least, that’s my excuse rn.

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doing numblrs on tumber

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using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

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she took my empire of dirt in the divorce

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say it with me reality winner deserved better!